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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!

Rules:

1. Be Respectful

___ Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion. Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here. …

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___ Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required. That means: -No promoting violence/threats against any individuals -No CSA content or Revenge Porn -No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing) …

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___ Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules. -If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community. -Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community. -No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers -No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community. …

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___ -Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags. -Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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  • thal3s@sh.itjust.worksT

    Cinderella's Millennium Falcon

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    You are braver than I thought.
  • rmdebarc_5@piefed.zipR

    Time to bash Americans again

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    "Expat" is my favourite dog whistle. Because "migrant" is only used for brown people, or other undesirable minorities for racists.
  • the_picard_maneuver@piefed.worldT

    Save the day

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    I love this
  • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS

    choice

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    As long as the rate of cyanide is low enough, you can do it no problem.
  • obviouslynotbanana@piefed.worldO

    Meowposting

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    Some people call me Meowww-reeese! MEOOOOW-MEOW
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    Jajajaja

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    Oh, I forgot about that! We usually get the plastic bottles now that Oxxo and 7-Eleven dominate the corner stores. And since I've stopped drinking soda altogether, the only bottles with a deposit I get are the caguamas.
  • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS

    language learning

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    Funny how book followers think that but obviously the first copy was written down by some human, in some human language, a language that no longer exist because language is like a river and you never step in the same river twice, the same is true for language. So it's the "perfect word of god" written in the language of some guys from a thousand years ago, if it were perfect word of god he wouldn't have written it in something as perishable as human language.
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    Foolproof advice

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    No relation.
  • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS

    generation

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    He just od'ed. It doesn't say that he died.
  • obviouslynotbanana@piefed.worldO

    Nintendogs

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    so warm and moist
  • pugjesus@piefed.socialP

    [Eagle screech]

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    But she weighs 130 kilos, or whatever that is in freedom units
  • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS

    spiderman multiverse

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    Transwashing smhmyhead
  • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS

    sinful

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    Why would there be other rules?
  • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS

    gaming

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    This image is from sometime in 2022: [image: 8ODKFJj.jpeg]
  • ickplant@lemmy.worldI

    A conundrum

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    They are NOT looking to see if you are responsible with money. They are looking to see if they can make money off of you, so they want you to be a heavy credit user. Before I bought my house I made sure to take out two credit cards and just buy random shit on them for a few months because that boosts my credit score drastically which then made it easy to get the loan. Banks HATE people with limited debt because it means you are not a loyal customer that they could make money off of. Yes, it makes no sense but that's just how the economy works. Even if you don't have any reason to buy things on credit, you still should. Even if you are very financially responsible, you should always have "stupid debt," by that I mean debt for the sake of debt, because banks love that shit and it'll help you out if you ever actually do need a loan for something.
  • ickplant@lemmy.worldI

    Biblically accurate Furby

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    Somehow that makes it less cursed than a standard Furby.
  • yuyarl@sh.itjust.worksY

    No one could make it out in one piece

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    Precisely!
  • july@leminal.spaceJ

    Reddit lost it

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    So, you know how llm's dont understand things, but always yes&, validate, and try to keep you engaged? And you know how most people, while outwardly normal, either believe at least a little bit of batshit insane nonsense only kept in line by social disapproval, or are about two fucked up coffee orders away from a 9mm snack time? Imagine how those two things go together.
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    Mercedes and BMW, eternal rivals on a race once again - this time to the bottom.

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    "One of the most substantial updates to the 2026 Mercedes-Benz S-Class is the evolution of its SAE Level 3 autonomous driving system, Drive Pilot. Previously capped at 37 mph (60 km/h), Drive Pilot now operates at speeds of up to 59 mph (95 km/h) on highways—though only in Germany for now. Mercedes clarified that this increase is pending regulatory approval in the U.S., where the system remains limited to 37 mph. Read more > https://mercedes-world.com/s-class/mercedes-s-class-comes-with-major-autonomous-driving-update" https://mercedes-world.com/s-class/mercedes-s-class-comes-with-major-autonomous-driving-update#google_vignette
  • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS

    gaming console

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzLIUgnKY40