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A collection of some classic Lemmy memes for your enjoyment

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  • im telekinetic with my hands

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    Lol! That's a clever interpretation but he wasn't being too nice while describing me.
  • Just hop around until you stub the other one

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    What I find interesting is that moment when you can tell it will hurt but it hasn’t been processed by your brain yet. And then you get to find out just how much it’s gonna hurt.
  • this girl has a sort of snout for a nose,...

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  • So so unfair

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    Yes, it certainly isn't universally true that not all short hair needs conditioner but it is more universally true that long hair does which is why women have more hair products.
  • Only in Germany

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    I moved from Bavaria to Saxony about two years ago. I always thought the whole "The West" "The East" thing was a joke and no one actually talked and thought like that. Then I realized that it was just that there is "The East", "The West", and "Bavaria". Bavarians don't identify with "The West". Nothing "The East" says about "The West" applies well to Bavaria. It's just a very shielded microcosm. Bavarians don't identify as Germans. They identify as Bavarians primarily. They are doing their own thing.
  • I love old sci-fi

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    Not forgetting our permanent Moonbase!
  • Soy and beans

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    How can you eat something you raised? Chickens are easy, I don't name them or interact other than feeding. Although I did have trouble with the last female last year. Put her into the chicken holder and she managed to get out. We do have 3 egg layers that are 8-9 now and couldnt eat them Pigs, I interact daily, give them scratches and treats. We send them to an abittoir. Everything dies eventually, at least I know they had a good life while it lasted.
  • Beef with corndogs

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    Are Corndogs an instrument?
  • Fair question

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    carriage return?
  • The ammount of slimers you meet at compamy events is too high

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    sad_detective_man@leminal.spaceS
    from context I assume it is people covered in the muck from blowing eachother in a corporate setting. either that or [image: aff33a29-b68d-4a10-87a8-0931cb73c19f.jpeg]
  • An expensive trophy

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    bebopalouie@lemmy.caB
    Listen listen, cats a pissin. Run, run get a gun. Too late, it’s all done.
  • Let me out of this meat prison!

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    This is how it feels on days where I'm experiencing a shutdown. Like I'm a Jaeger with only one pilot. Everything is manual.
  • Thank you for your service

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    (Sorry for the late reply, I'm a lemm.ee refuge & I'm still looking for my next home instance, nowdays I mainly use lemmy.zip or thelemmy.club, same username.) Oh, I'm def not a tankie, I just see a lot of "USA gloriously won the WWII" oneliners & I might overcorrect sometimes. I live in EU, not that far from a USA military base with USA nuclear weapons & have seen USA influences on early school textbooks (eg the food pyramid). I often say we are "colonies" too - but with like quotation marks so that it's obvious from the context that I do not mean that we like pay literal taxes & get our government directly picked by USA (so no, South Korea isn't a literal colony, just perhaps gets more influenced by USA than their other main trading partners bcs of political relations). (Also in EU NATO countries - it's not like the relationships to USA aren't fairly one-sided, my country def won't get a permanent military base on USA soil if it wished that for some reason.) I'm not here to make the comms I moderate a safe space for campists and fascists or their talking points. Fair enough (& I'm glad if that is your goal), but perhaps consider making at least a broad, generalized list of what that is (the rules section, which I generally actually read, is very short iirc). I'm not that educated in such subculture things* & honestly had no idea that would be against the comms rules - ie if "USA colonialism/imperialism", or whatever a better description of that is, would be mentioned in the rules, then it's obvious that it's off the table & just wouldn't talk about that (I'm compliant to ones house rules in general/in principle). Without your reply here I would have never known why I go bananered (I'm not even arguing the ban, but it actually makes a difference in my life just known the reason/understanding the mechanic, so thx for that). *I mean that bcs my mind doesn't organise things by people, eg I rarely/never take sides where all arguments of one side are automatic bs & the other sides arguments are fine.
  • Vampire Surveyor

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    It’s a lemmy user that calls themself PattyMcB
  • The Sea

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    You gotta get in the friendzone with the ocean, then you can just chill out.
  • Oh I love it, but my ultimate favorite is the 1988 DOS

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    Trauma Centre on the DS is pretty much that. Also Surgeon Simulator (and the VR port) but that's more a comedy take of it.
  • I love Theme Hospital!

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    Thanks, I already saw the other comment.
  • True story broh...

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    That trash literally was burned, just not for energy.
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    You'll want to check out "Dungeons". I recently played Dungeons 3 and it is basically an improved dungeon keeper except you can go into the overworld too.
  • I feel you Mr Pringles

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    I know it's not what you mean, but I enjoy the mental image that you're carrying pringles to the freezer aisle just to throw them into the freezer as hard as you can.