What task would you excel in if you lived in the Stone Age?
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Storytelling & oral sex.
Beat me to it. Mine was "storytelling and sexually gratifying the hunters in exchange for food"
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I wouldn’t survive long with my poor eyesight. Maybe I’d create tools or something. Love tinkering.
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technical art and programming for video games
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Selling camping gear
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obsessing over plants and accidentally dooming the world with agriculture
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But not simultaneously.
Once upon a slurp slurp slurp
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min-maxxing my sticks
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Hitting people with a cudgel
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Wanna form a neolithic comedy duo with me?
Okay, I'll be the silent part
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Knapping flint while fishing. And shitting under a tree. I feel like my ancestors have more in common than I thought.
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Beat me to it. Mine was "storytelling and sexually gratifying the hunters in exchange for food"
There is a whole world of romance novels in this setting.
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Dying from a decease.
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I think he's got quite a friendly face tbh
you are totally right...but it is not a pretty face.
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If you could figure out how to make soap from fat, you could be the clean one. Supposedly that helped the Vikings take the ladies home.
well...most of the women we took home were slaves...if we were clean or not did not make any difference...
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I find the powershell method gives me hemorrhoids, I much prefer the gentler three shells method.
But which one goes where?
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I know how to make rope, among other things, as an eagle scout, and I have some experience with atatl so, probably dying of fever at 14.
You don't think they'd hang you with your own rope?
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Excel, it wouldn't be useful but I'd still be great at it.
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Coal mining, I fucking love mining coal
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Definitely some kind of stone bulwark at the cave entrance to keep out the bears and prehistoric cheetahs.
I was taught they never actually lived in caves, by an angry frenchman when I visited caves in France. The car sized bears did hibernate there though (and people did paintings in the caves).
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Sleeping and eating
