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    Correct, dream achieved!

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      Thanks to THC destroying my ability to REM, I have become Jet Li's the One.

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      • codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.comC [email protected]

        Thanks to THC destroying my ability to REM, I have become Jet Li's the One.

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        You still have REM as far as I know, you just don’t remember it.

        Source: I also smoke a lot of weed, but have screaming in the middle of the night PTSD nightmares I don’t remember when I’m woken up from them.

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            That doesn't make sense. If I died in this timeline there should still be altenative versions of the timeline where I'd still be alive

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              There can be only one.

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                That's comforting, I'm a lone wolf across the streams of time, battling it out for no other reason than fuck you

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                  And here I thought at least anotherbversion of me in an alternate reality turned out better than I did.

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                    That doesn't make sense. If I died in this timeline there should still be altenative versions of the timeline where I'd still be alive

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                    What if every timeline where you exist except this one has experienced nuclear winter

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                      What's this from?

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                        What's this from?

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                        The One

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                          Jet Li's "The One"

                          He becomes more powerful every time one of his multiverse others die and this is the scene where he proclaims "I WILL BE THE ONE" beforing kicking the asses of a million consecutive people on planet hell.

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                            Thanks to THC destroying my ability to REM, I have become Jet Li's the One.

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                            As a chronic smoker, how much more do I need to smoke, to get to your level?!

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                              As a chronic smoker, how much more do I need to smoke, to get to your level?!

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                                Is this AI slop? Feels like it

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                                  Thanks to THC destroying my ability to REM, I have become Jet Li's the One.

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                                  You can remember your dreams if you will it.

                                  No really it sounds like new age bullshit, but if you set intentions before you sleep you'll subconsciously carry them out.

                                  These don't do much but hey I can wake up at whatever time I want without an alarm.

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                                    Aren't there infinite timeliness? Couldn't you get new branches as versions of you come into being? What about timeliness where the afterlife is real, wouldn't you dream about heaven?

                                    I wish the afterlife was real...

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                                      Given the state of the world in my dreams, that would mean I only exist in the most unhinged of realities. Each dream world always starts in a reasonable place before it became what it is and I'm only ever around for the early stages of collapse or well into the post collapse world.

                                      Sorry guys, this shitty timeline is my fault.

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                                        Why is this in funny?

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                                          Is this AI slop? Feels like it

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                                          There's something about the style and the colors that makes it reek of AI

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