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What task would you excel in if you lived in the Stone Age?

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    Finding fruit trees. Hunting would be my weak point.

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      I would introduce them to scrumpy, then teach them to grow apples so we can make more.

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        There is a whole world of romance novels in this setting.

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        Robert Sawyer has a series of science fiction books where there's a parallel universe in which neanderthals ended up ruling the earth instead of modern day humans.

        It's been a while since I read them but the fact that you comment itched that part of my brain tells me there might have been a steamy parallel universe crossover scene or two 🤔

        I need to start reading again

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          With or without my current knowledge?

          Because I'm pretty sure I could smelt Iron with what I know, and a year or two of experimentation. So the answer would be "ending the stone age".

          Without? I dunno, maybe building traps and snares.

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          I don't even know what smelting meant means. Can we be cave-friends? I'm good at sharpening knives.

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            I'm a natural at shooting a traditional bow.
            I know every edible plant in my area, and some that get you high.
            I can find north without a compass, day and night.
            I can make a fire from things I can gather in the woods.
            I know how to safely fell a tree, split logs and build a shelter with hand tools.
            I know how to act around most predators and have experience handling a spear.

            I think I'd do reasonably well.
            Sometimes I wish I was born in the stone age. My ADHD is completely gone whenever I'm in the wild.

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              That’s just excel being excel.

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              It Excels at formatting.

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                Great! I got a random Excel question. Sometimes when I pull reports at work the format for the price changes. Instead of showing the $ and the correct amount of spaces after the cent sign like .00, it has no $ and many digits after the cent sign like .000000000000000.

                Now when I try to change the cell format back to currency, accounting, text, or anything it keeps the same format and amount of digital after the cent sign. The work around I found is to open up a different Excel doc type it in the correct format and then copy and paste over the incorrect formatted cell.

                Do you can a better answer or did I explain horribly and your as confused as me when I try to fix Excel?

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                Yea when I said that I excel at Excel I was somewhat exaggerating, much as I have at every job interview I've ever had. It's become something of a reflex these days. But as someone else has said I think that particular issue is just down to Excel being crap.

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                  Wash the wound with soapy water, apply cloth that has been boiled. Yeah that should have a better survival rate than most of human history.

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                  Soap is animal fat and what in a survival situation?

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                    I'm a natural at shooting a traditional bow.
                    I know every edible plant in my area, and some that get you high.
                    I can find north without a compass, day and night.
                    I can make a fire from things I can gather in the woods.
                    I know how to safely fell a tree, split logs and build a shelter with hand tools.
                    I know how to act around most predators and have experience handling a spear.

                    I think I'd do reasonably well.
                    Sometimes I wish I was born in the stone age. My ADHD is completely gone whenever I'm in the wild.

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                    I started reading and was like "okay, sure buddy" then I remembered I have developed a lot of the same skills, including tracking wildlife.

                    And then I remembered the time I learned to identify clay deposits and to separate out the clay so I could build stuff with it.

                    So I thought: "wth, this is so weird! Ohh, they have ADHD too... That explains a lot".

                    I wasn't diagnosed at the time, when I was learning to find clay, but that should have been a sign lol

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                        Fucking, for sure

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                          Being a bitch.

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                            tool making most likely. also fire keeping, and cooking.

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                              Either making elaborate traps and contraptions out of sticks and stones.

                              Or brain surgery.

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                                Great! I got a random Excel question. Sometimes when I pull reports at work the format for the price changes. Instead of showing the $ and the correct amount of spaces after the cent sign like .00, it has no $ and many digits after the cent sign like .000000000000000.

                                Now when I try to change the cell format back to currency, accounting, text, or anything it keeps the same format and amount of digital after the cent sign. The work around I found is to open up a different Excel doc type it in the correct format and then copy and paste over the incorrect formatted cell.

                                Do you can a better answer or did I explain horribly and your as confused as me when I try to fix Excel?

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                                I haven't encountered this but have you tried select the cell, going to the home ribbon tab I think, then clicking normal. Then adding the number formating you want

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                                  Either making elaborate traps and contraptions out of sticks and stones.

                                  Or brain surgery.

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                                  It could go either way

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                                    You don't think they'd hang you with your own rope?

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                                    I mean depends on how the crops looked; im sure they'd tie me for bog body purposes and toss me in the dip if the crops were bad enough and I went feverish. The gods gotta eat too after all.

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                                      Ironically, brute force. I would be great at hunting too!

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                                        ::: spoiler perhaps
                                        geometry, politics and drugs
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                                          I mean, I have, but I saw this long before he started trying to smelt Iron: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuCnZClWwpQ

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                                          That was fascinating thank you! I watched the whole thing. There's a ton of work those people put into making their iron. Truly a community effort

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