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    I had to look it up -- allium

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    Damn. My b.

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      1. Tots (The huge crunchy)
      2. Zigzag (The staple chicken side)
      3. Shoestring (Though they're so common that they get old)
      4. Curly (Big mass)
      5. Waffle (A little too wide)

      Weirdos:

      Wedges (The Bagpipe Theorem: Phenomenal when it's good, terrible when it's bad, it is at the top and the bottom of the list)

      Sweet Potato (I tend to not like sweeter things)

      Onion Rings (Please God I have ARFID that's not good crunchy)

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      Thing a about sweet potatoes is, you can eat em straight. Sweet potato fries by themselves are probably less sugar than regular fries + ketchup

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        5 - 8 - 4 - 2 - 1 - 3 - 7 - 6

        I'm really not a big white potato fan but sweet potatoes and onions are delicious

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          5 - 8 - 4 - 2 - 1 - 3 - 7 - 6

          I'm really not a big white potato fan but sweet potatoes and onions are delicious

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          This is exactly what I thought as going to answer. Fuckin LOVE sweet potatoes and onions

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            When cooked well enough, I'd say 1 2 4 5 8 3 6 7.

            Ain't no way I'd ever put wedges higher or shoelace lower. Those are always gonna be constant.

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              Why not #9?

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              I assumed because the category was "things that aren't actually real chips / potato fries" - by being real pieces of fried potato these are disqualified 😅

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                Best to worst:
                83752461

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                  I was super proud of myself last month, because I saw the leaves of a potato plant for the first time and my first thought was that it looked like tobacco. Turns out, tobacco’s also a nightshade!

                  Botany is fucking weird, but especially nightshades: staple carbs, deadly poisons, fucked up psychotropics, nicotine, capsaicin, a bunch of semisweet edible berries (from physalis to tomatoes to eggplants), and of course, peanuts.

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                  can't taters be poisonous

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                    list is missing Fried Tofu

                    since we're apparently just including any random fuckin food you can fry

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                      You make me sick

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                      Look at it this way, I'll eat the stuff you don't like so there's more of the stuff you DO like!

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                          8-1-ill order something else

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                            I think onion rings and tots need to be removed from the list as neither are potato based. Substitute latkes and hash browns in their places.

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                            Oh shit latkes are like bringing a gun to a knife fight. None of the other options even come close.

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                              list is missing Fried Tofu

                              since we're apparently just including any random fuckin food you can fry

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                              Also missing fried taro and fried cassava.

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                                Look at it this way, I'll eat the stuff you don't like so there's more of the stuff you DO like!

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                                You may be an idiot but you're not stupid

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                                    8,7,3,1,5,2,4,6

                                    i do love sweet potato, but quite often it seems they dont fit.

                                    6 is so low on the list, because I genuinely never had good ones. If someone serves crinkle-cut fries, they are always the most bland, soggy, frozen industrial ones they can find.

                                    Similar goes for 2 and 4, although they usually dont taste as bland, they seem to have some seasoning on them.

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                                      Starting with the best: 8,2,3,4,6,7,5,1

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                                        Zigzag

                                        Uh, it's crinkle cut and someone will die on my hill.

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                                          can't taters be poisonous

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                                          Yes, though you mostly need to watch out for raw/green potatoes, and most cases of potato poisoning are not fatal.

                                          I think most of the nightshades can be poisonous/deadly in some way- eggplants can be bitter enough to upset your stomach if you don’t prepare them right, tomatoes are just a mutation away from being poisonous, and peanuts are highly allergenic. AFAIK, only one person has died from capsaicin, but he had a heart condition. That one will still definitely fuck your digestive system up though.

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