Important question
-
Zigzag?? Bitch you mean crinkle cut?!?!
It’s not worth respecting something that clearly belongs on the bottom of the list.
-
This post did not contain any content.
Chip shop chips > roast potato > steak fries > everything on this list
-
Then I declare this debate invalid. Jalapeño poppers aren't even on the list and they're better than all of these.
Everything in the picture is commonly dipped in ketchup.
Do you dip your poppers in ketchup?
-
Posting such a controversial question and putting in onion rings on this list is bordering on rage bait
Edit: I can't type
"Sides you dip in ketchup" covers everything in the image!
-
Is it? In that case, potatoes are apples by French standards. (Because it's in the name.)
Most of them pictured aren't even French cut.
-
This post did not contain any content.
From best to worst - 2,8,4,3,7,1,5,6
-
This post did not contain any content.wrote last edited by [email protected]
-
Tater tots are basically an entire potential meal of their own. Not a French fry, but I may actually prefer them as a possible main dish.
-
The best French fries. They are the perfect side.
-
If you want to fancy it up a bit. Suitable for formal occasions.
-
Taking the one-dimensional line of the French fry and extrapolating it out to two dimensions. Still a good ketchup conveyance, but starting to get into the issue I'm going to bring up with...
5, 6, 7. Not a good enough ratio of crispy outer fried surface to gooey potato inner. I prefer crisp, but when I bite one of these, I have a good chance of just getting a mouthful of scalding hot potato napalm, or what's worse, cold potato cement. Not ideal.
'8. Yeccch.
-
-
This post did not contain any content.
I would like onion rings but shaped like curly fries #2
-
This post did not contain any content.
34278561
-
Jack in the Box curlies from 20 years ago before they switched to a different frying oil. I was just arriving in the states and that stuff was the best ever.
Hardee's curly fries are the best. By extension I guess that means Carl's Jr. too, but I wouldn't know.
-
Jack in the Box curlies from 20 years ago before they switched to a different frying oil. I was just arriving in the states and that stuff was the best ever.
Did they do what McDonald's did and switch from beef tallow to vegetable oil?
I miss the old McDonald's fries but I like that their less terrible for you, but yet they're still not vegetarian/vegan.
-
It’s not worth respecting something that clearly belongs on the bottom of the list.
Sweet potato is at the bottom. If you disagree with me, you're an idiot.
-
Potatoes are a member of the Nightshade family.
Sweet "Potatoes" are from the Morning Glory family.
Completely separate genus. Even though they can be mostly cooked and prepared similarly, they are not related.
They are cousins of the same order, Solanales
-
4, 6 (if super crispy), 1, 3, 2, 7, 5, 8
how are zigzags in (if super crispy)?
-
Most of them pictured aren't even French cut.
I know... Potato in French is "pomme de terre", "apple of the earth".
Today you learned.
-
This post did not contain any content.
13482675
-
This post did not contain any content.
Straight out of the fryer
23714856
If it's been on the plate for 10m
13468572
-
This post did not contain any content.
54321678
-
Sweet potato is at the bottom. If you disagree with me, you're an idiot.
Ok, but I'm an idiot with happy taste buds.
-
Ugh. People who call wedges “Jo-Jo’s” creep me out. It’s just so weird. Agreed about Crinkle fries though.
Is it the name or the people that creeps you out?
