'Everything I Say Leaks,' Zuckerberg Says in Leaked Meeting Audio
-
acosmichippo@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest 28 days ago last edited by
well that is what he's saying. what he should try is thinking about why the things he says are so "value-destroying".
-
albbi@lemmy.careplied to Guest 28 days ago last edited by
If I had as much money as Zuck, I'd have a full body sunscreen applicator installed in my beach house so I just stand there for a second and get my sunscreen.
-
meaanbeaan@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest 28 days ago last edited by
Like, isn't that an admission that your business has no value?
-
cheems@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest 28 days ago last edited by
Symptom of fascism
-
mpony@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest 28 days ago last edited by
he's got "ring around the nostrils"
-
clockworkstone@discuss.tchncs.dereplied to Guest 28 days ago last edited by
If only that feeling could be cranked up for him x 3 billion.
-
lost_my_mind@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest 28 days ago last edited by
Drugs and sleep have no effect on cyborgs
-
lost_my_mind@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest 28 days ago last edited by
Zuckerburg says "Today I ate a sandwich!"
Nobody cares.
But wait......the full quote was "Today I ate a sandwich......of babys!"
-
lost_my_mind@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest 28 days ago last edited by
Considering trumps orange is sprayon.....that tracks.
-
ramenshaman@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest 28 days ago last edited by
It's an improvement over his last haircut
-
zc3rr0r@lemmy.careplied to Guest 28 days ago last edited by
"Would you like your evil done in the traditional overt bombs-dropped-on-children fashion, or the new we'll-sell-your-entire-life-to-the-highest-bidder-while-feeding-you-non-stop-lies-to-establish-a-fascist-regime style, sir?"
This guy: Bomb some kids, at least it's a spectacle.
-
rangerjosey@lemmy.mlreplied to Guest 28 days ago last edited by
Now that's an amazing headline.
-
iopq@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest 28 days ago last edited by
I have the same hair and it's fucking impossible
It dries and frizzes immediately. If you don't have time to care for it daily, it inevitably looks like this.
-
nunar@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest 28 days ago last edited by
Everything this dipshit says should be on Facebook
-
mutilationwave@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest 28 days ago last edited by
He was going for Roman Emperor with the last one, but he neglected to consider the shape of his head. I really don't know what haircut would look good with his strangely shaped face/head.
-
imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.worksreplied to Guest 28 days ago last edited by
I had an uncle that had a problem with leaking. Ended up just having to wear a diaper everywhere.
-
copd@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest 28 days ago last edited by
ZuckFuck doesn't make his net worth each year. So let's compare it against tUS citizen net worth. I have stats from 2022
Average American new worth is ~$1,050,000
Median American net worth is ~$192,000I hate zuck as much as you but it's important to be accurate and fair as possible when comparing statistics.
So it's like a fine of $19 if using median and $105 if using average. Still peanuts for a fine
-
gradually_adjusting@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest 28 days ago last edited by
... You're on what list?
-
acosmichippo@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest 28 days ago last edited by
he's a billionaire. he can afford a daily stylist.
-
cyberpunk007@lemmy.careplied to Guest 28 days ago last edited by
To be fair, if it's personal and you don't want it out there, don't put it on anything on the internet.
43/136