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What task would you excel in if you lived in the Stone Age?

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    If you could figure out how to make soap from fat, you could be the clean one. Supposedly that helped the Vikings take the ladies home.

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    well...most of the women we took home were slaves...if we were clean or not did not make any difference...

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      I find the powershell method gives me hemorrhoids, I much prefer the gentler three shells method.

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      But which one goes where?

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        I know how to make rope, among other things, as an eagle scout, and I have some experience with atatl so, probably dying of fever at 14.

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        You don't think they'd hang you with your own rope?

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          Excel, it wouldn't be useful but I'd still be great at it.

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            Coal mining, I fucking love mining coal

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              Definitely some kind of stone bulwark at the cave entrance to keep out the bears and prehistoric cheetahs.

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              I was taught they never actually lived in caves, by an angry frenchman when I visited caves in France. The car sized bears did hibernate there though (and people did paintings in the caves).

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                Sleeping and eating

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                  I can make soap from fats and lye (from wood ash). Getting the right balance of fats/lye would be tricky; I've never used wood ash so I'd need some time to work out the right formula. But, theoretically, I could make handmade soap for everyone.

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                  That is genuinely a revolutionary and practical skill to have

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                    Bronze peddler. "Hello, have you heard of bronze? Just attach it to your axe instead of stone. No more annoying stone chopping! And it's shiny!"

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                      Excel, it wouldn't be useful but I'd still be great at it.

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                      Great! I got a random Excel question. Sometimes when I pull reports at work the format for the price changes. Instead of showing the $ and the correct amount of spaces after the cent sign like .00, it has no $ and many digits after the cent sign like .000000000000000.

                      Now when I try to change the cell format back to currency, accounting, text, or anything it keeps the same format and amount of digital after the cent sign. The work around I found is to open up a different Excel doc type it in the correct format and then copy and paste over the incorrect formatted cell.

                      Do you can a better answer or did I explain horribly and your as confused as me when I try to fix Excel?

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                        Just by knowing how to wash my hands, medicine. Up until 20th century.

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                          I want to say "crossfit".

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                          stoneagers would trounce any of us at crossfit

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                          • notyou@sopuli.xyzN [email protected]

                            Great! I got a random Excel question. Sometimes when I pull reports at work the format for the price changes. Instead of showing the $ and the correct amount of spaces after the cent sign like .00, it has no $ and many digits after the cent sign like .000000000000000.

                            Now when I try to change the cell format back to currency, accounting, text, or anything it keeps the same format and amount of digital after the cent sign. The work around I found is to open up a different Excel doc type it in the correct format and then copy and paste over the incorrect formatted cell.

                            Do you can a better answer or did I explain horribly and your as confused as me when I try to fix Excel?

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                            That’s just excel being excel.

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                              Just by knowing how to wash my hands, medicine. Up until 20th century.

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                              Wash the wound with soapy water, apply cloth that has been boiled. Yeah that should have a better survival rate than most of human history.

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                                Finding fruit trees. Hunting would be my weak point.

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                                  I would introduce them to scrumpy, then teach them to grow apples so we can make more.

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                                    There is a whole world of romance novels in this setting.

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                                    Robert Sawyer has a series of science fiction books where there's a parallel universe in which neanderthals ended up ruling the earth instead of modern day humans.

                                    It's been a while since I read them but the fact that you comment itched that part of my brain tells me there might have been a steamy parallel universe crossover scene or two 🤔

                                    I need to start reading again

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                                      With or without my current knowledge?

                                      Because I'm pretty sure I could smelt Iron with what I know, and a year or two of experimentation. So the answer would be "ending the stone age".

                                      Without? I dunno, maybe building traps and snares.

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                                      I don't even know what smelting meant means. Can we be cave-friends? I'm good at sharpening knives.

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                                        I'm a natural at shooting a traditional bow.
                                        I know every edible plant in my area, and some that get you high.
                                        I can find north without a compass, day and night.
                                        I can make a fire from things I can gather in the woods.
                                        I know how to safely fell a tree, split logs and build a shelter with hand tools.
                                        I know how to act around most predators and have experience handling a spear.

                                        I think I'd do reasonably well.
                                        Sometimes I wish I was born in the stone age. My ADHD is completely gone whenever I'm in the wild.

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                                          That’s just excel being excel.

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                                          It Excels at formatting.

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