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What task would you excel in if you lived in the Stone Age?

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    I’m pretty good at thinking outside the box and innovating, so I’d probably just die.

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      This, anyone with strong glasses would be disabled in the stone age, lol. Needed some surgery before? You'd be dead.

      I went through my whole (living) family tree once and I'm pretty none of us would have survived, including me.

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      Yeah loooooots of people wouldn’t survive

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        Dogs seem to like me so maybe I'd be one of the first to domesticate dogs. I'd probably just live with dogs.

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        • tetris11@lemmy.mlT [email protected]

          Tell me you work in middle management

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          Not quite. Former history teacher now in an office environment

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            Ironically, brute force. I would be great at hunting too!

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            Username checks out

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              Digging holes with a shovel. I'm good at that.

              Whittling. Drawing.

              Meditation.

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                Is that Marjorie Trailer Greene?

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                  Is that Marjorie Trailer Greene?

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                  That's a supermodel compared to her.

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                    Breeding

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                      Yea when I said that I excel at Excel I was somewhat exaggerating, much as I have at every job interview I've ever had. It's become something of a reflex these days. But as someone else has said I think that particular issue is just down to Excel being crap.

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                      I had someone at work ask me if I was an expert at Excel. I've written macros in VBA and made formulas that would have been easier as a macro so I could save them as xlsx instead of xlsm. I said yes, with some hesitation. She asked me if I could help her with a problem and I said sure. The problem was a bunch of hidden cells. At least it wasn't a bunch of data she'd deleted and wanted me to get back for her.

                      The amazing part was how hard it was to show the cells in the latest version of Excel.

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                        Coal mining, I fucking love mining coal

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                        Yearning for the mines.

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                          Digging holes with a shovel. I'm good at that.

                          Whittling. Drawing.

                          Meditation.

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                          shovel

                          We said stone age.

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                            Time travel, evidently.

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                              shovel

                              We said stone age.

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                              We had shovels in the stone age.

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                                You'd be a lot taller and probably also faster (maybe not stronger). You'd become a god-king in no time. Or be killed as a monster.

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                                  sucking dick

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                                  While I believe you, dear nutsack, take a minute and think about the whole process of sucking dick before showers were a thing.

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                                    Counting and therefore distributing spoils fairly.
                                    I would become a well-loved chief and would probably get laid more than I currently do, although the hairy partners may not be of my liking.

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                                      Counting and therefore distributing spoils fairly.
                                      I would become a well-loved chief and would probably get laid more than I currently do, although the hairy partners may not be of my liking.

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                                      eh beauty is relative and you'd get used to it. It sounds like you'd be the village sandwich maker, and yes I can imagine that being a very prestigious position

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                                        But which one goes where?

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                                        That one goes there. That one goes there. And that one goes there.

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                                          Probably dying at age <1.

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