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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you’re new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

  • Anon is often crazy.
  • Anon is often depressed.
  • Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

66 Topics 2.6k Posts
  • samdell@lemmy.eco.brS

    Work as a waiter

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    It's based as hell dude
  • early_to_risa@sh.itjust.worksE

    Anon's grandpa does his own research

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    frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.worldF
    it's weird but back when that huge Earthquake in Syria happened there were a lotta people with no relation to Syria at all adamant that it was a hoax because of stupid things like not seeing the ground shake (in an era where image stabilisation technology is the norm lol) I can't even begin to understand conspiracy theorists but people like Anon's granddad are pretty common
  • early_to_risa@sh.itjust.worksE

    Anon takes shots at Donkey Kong

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    IMO, that's all a part of the Rare+Nintendo hype at the time. Killer Instinct was in the same campaign for these pre-rendered 3D graphics as the wave of the future. Don't forget, they had to go toe-to-toe with Sony's Playstationat that time, so bringing anything that looked like real 3D on a SNES was kind of a big deal.
  • samdell@lemmy.eco.brS

    Take out a huge loan

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    cheers_queers@lemmy.zipC
    When i said small debts, im talking under 100 bucks. That doesnt go on my credit report.
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    Anon is not satisfied

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    jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.worksJ
    what's next are you gonna claim thigh highs can be addictive? this has the same vibe as "water is addictive" or "you have an oxygen addiction".
  • samdell@lemmy.eco.brS

    is this normal

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  • samdell@lemmy.eco.brS

    Sloth Demon

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    Try 3 cats, it's the shit. My sloth demon wants me to play the new mario kart and eat curries. I have married her.
  • samdell@lemmy.eco.brS

    Minor inconvenience

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    Circles of Control theory. https://mindowl.org/the-circle-of-control/ (I tried finding a more academic source but DuckDuckGo wasn’t playing nicely so have the hippy self-help site instead)
  • early_to_risa@sh.itjust.worksE

    Anon is a survivor

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    On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for anon will drop to zero.
  • early_to_risa@sh.itjust.worksE

    Anon has standards

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    weirdgoespro@lemmy.dbzer0.comW
    They don’t say male because that is encapsulated in “be me.” It’s males all the way down.
  • samdell@lemmy.eco.brS

    Driving along road

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    Ejaculation, sure, but getting there is pretty invigorating. You just gotta edge until you hit your exit.
  • G

    Anon does some online shopping

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    Gotcha. Something about what you said made it sound like the standard windows flavor to me. Maybe it’s because I’ve gotten so used to running teams in a browser tab that its lagginess just feels like a slow loading webpage refresh, while the rest of the system’s GUI is flawless.
  • nebulaone@lemmy.worldN

    Anon is special

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    nebulaone@lemmy.worldN
    I am glad someone caught that There is another unintentional one, that unfortunately couldn't be avoided.
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    Anon plays the badguy

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    turkalino@lemmy.yachtsT
    The simunitions course I took shot paint rounds. Makes it very obvious for the instructors to know if you got hit or not
  • samdell@lemmy.eco.brS

    cis friend does witchcraft

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    cruxifux@feddit.nlC
    Underrated reply. My eyes went dry immediately after I read this.
  • samdell@lemmy.eco.brS

    Invincible

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    No, that's "incompetent". "Invincible" means not having the means to pay for legal representation.
  • samdell@lemmy.eco.brS

    Anon buys a can of beans

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    abbotsbury@lemmy.worldA
    That's not what she said
  • early_to_risa@sh.itjust.worksE

    Anon is a freedom fighter

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    lonk me daddy
  • track_shovel@slrpnk.netT

    Anon gets philosophical

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    Yea that's a decent point. Might be worth sticking around a bit to kill off some collaborators so some other piece of trash doesn't take over the position as soon as Putin's out of the way.
  • samdell@lemmy.eco.brS

    adult porn is gross

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    I was 15