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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!

Rules:

1. Be Respectful

___ Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion. Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here. …

2. No Illegal Content

___ Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required. That means: -No promoting violence/threats against any individuals -No CSA content or Revenge Porn -No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing) …

3. No Spam

___ Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules. -If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community. -Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community. -No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers -No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community. …

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Content ___ -Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content. -Do not post Gore or Shock Content. …

5. No Enciting Harassment,

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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

___ -Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags. -Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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  • marighost@piefed.socialM

    why do i do this to myself

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  • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT

    Lighting choices

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    What are the chances of two separate gender reveal parties happening simultaneously using the same exact means of displaying blue/pink in the same apartment building exactly one apartment directly above the other? Also, it bothers me way more than it should that on the middle one, the arrow goes from the movie frame to the window and the other two are the other way around.
  • M

    Morning break out of my pond for a butt and a coffee

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    Decompressing after a long shift at Alligator Auschwitz eating migrants.
  • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS

    Always there

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    lustyargonianmana@lemmy.worldL
    Lmfao no and no lmfao, tiny winky
  • track_shovel@slrpnk.netT

    Flashbacks

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    Wash that down with some freshly squeezed Agent Orange Juice and now you’re talking.
  • phudgins@lemmy.worldP

    All hail the immortal cleanse

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    Yes but it's also entirely made out of oil. Still plants. Like, even the concrete probably has oil in it. The steel may be attaxhed and painted with oil. Even the glass is probably a little bit oil.
  • simple@piefed.socialS

    Let people enjoy things 🙄

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    After a few dozen you are tipsy. If there’s booze it’s a different story. This tasting always had Hans Reisetbauer near the door with his incredible eau de vies.
  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO

    Every poster needs a shitter

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    When ny bowel is impacted, i know who i trust to fix it.
  • B

    We are not the same

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    The blatantly evil surveillance company that talks about killing its customers' enemies is named after a set of magical seeing stones the bad guy in lotr uses to twist and corrupt its users and find where to send the ringwraiths. It's owned by gay christofascist nosferatu. He also named his weapons company after a cool sword, from the same series of books. The guy who owns it throws his old clothes away instead of washing them, and still, I'm told, always smells like a homeless camp. There's still whimsy.
  • marighost@piefed.socialM

    who wants coffee

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    almacca@aussie.zoneA
    Show me the way, friend.
  • nave@lemmy.caN

    hmmmmm

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    As long as they can fuck something important out of us!
  • ickplant@lemmy.worldI

    Back in my day...

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    Change from the $5 got him the smokes and probably a Mt Dew, too
  • M

    Don't let it be you

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    missjinx@lemmy.worldM
    Dude! I thought you were gona talk about tropic thunder and I was already thinking about the hateful reply I would leave you lol
  • W

    Looking for work? Need a job with good pay and benefits? Have any sense of ethics? ICE is hiring and has low standards. Sign up for ICE and be the most incompetent agent in history.

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    weirdgoespro@lemmy.dbzer0.comW
    They seem pretty competent at spreading misery and pain so far.
  • rodneyck@lemmy.dbzer0.comR

    You swallowed your siblings!

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    fisch@discuss.tchncs.deF
    I was just using archer because it's the first thing that came to mind that was kinda similar and fitting but didn't use a sword tbh
  • morph9@lemmy.zipM

    Same Vibe

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    To tie the bag shut, ofc.
  • M

    No need for blue tooth

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    The biggest difference between transistor radios and BT hardware is that BT will never give you a prize for being the 9th caller.
  • lihmalahmalehma@suppo.fiL

    Posting a New Delicious Dessert for a Year [Day 1]

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    lihmalahmalehma@suppo.fiL
    substitute where you feel like my favorite is surprise toothpaste core
  • J

    My dad sent me this😭

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    dreaming_novaling@lemmy.zipD
    Yeah the artstyle immediately gave it away and my disappointment was immesurable. Idk why all AI comics have those thick lines and pale, washed-out colors (if it's a colored comic). The side mirror was just the confirmation cherry on top
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    I tried this coffee but it kept sticking to my teeth

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    shellmonkey@lemmy.socdojo.comS
    A cafe selling 'cum drops' in Bangkok, they knew what they where doing.