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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!

Rules:

1. Be Respectful

___ Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion. Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here. …

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3. No Spam

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    Compliment? Insult? Both?

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    Yeah everyone is ready to be a sub to small cocks. Real men can take 6+ inches
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    The Harbinger of the Dystopia

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    Yeah, that's what I was trying to express. Taco Bell is vaguely Spanish, but doesn't have anything to do with Spain (or Mexico, for that matter). It would be like an O'Brien's restaurant that primarily sells sushi.
  • cm0002@lemmy.worldC

    I need a year staycation to sort out my life.

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    Maybe you should pour some hard work into something completely useless then? I'm painting, hard to master, totally useless for my level.
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    I've noticed a large upswing of "fuck Americans" posts recently too.

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    Not just in a "I dont like america way," but more of a "all Americans should die a horrible death" way, when most U.S. citizens didn't even want the current situation. They claim we voted for this but it was more like 30% voted for Trump on paper, and we have election interference lawsuits happening right now on top of that. Not everyone votes, either. Just makes me think it's bots or something else being used to push an agenda of a foreign power, taking advantage of a tumultuous period to twist the knife per se.
  • internetcitizen2@lemmy.worldI

    Tbf he did gather enough data to get a more stylish outfit and haircut.

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    ... Do he needs more data? /s
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    Sad way to go out

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    'were I driving I would definitely not be downing all that at dinner.' I should hope so, as you'd probably be pissed, but it doesn't say anything about him driving.
  • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS

    I'm very Jesus-like

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    Again. I don't know where you are from. But here. We don't let people starve or freeze to death because they cannot afford basic necessities. It just doesn't happen. I don't have to say they're unjustified or justified. I can say. They don't happen in the first place.
  • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS

    ai roleplay

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    Thou doth protest too much. You know you'd clap those little furry bunny cheeks.
  • sassyramen@lemmy.worldS

    Schon gut kleiner.. schon gut 🥺

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    The one time it was cool was when the german and dutch meme subreddits (ich_iel and ik_ihe) formed an alliance and made me_irl dutch and german for about 2 weeks.
  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO

    Well, are you?

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    I just sold my cow
  • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS

    God gives his drunkest drivers his sharpest corners

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    When you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you.
  • cm0002@lemmy.worldC

    Everybody poops

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    Omg, I just realized they'd probably call it dropping logs, too.
  • cm0002@lemmy.worldC

    I wish I didn't have to toss and turn so much. I want to cuddle to. :-(

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    your friend might be a vampire
  • rodneyck@lemmy.dbzer0.comR

    Ugh!

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    And how overweight
  • track_shovel@slrpnk.netT

    Helth

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    haha so weak, i dip them in sugar
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    THIS is what we have become

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    AI started with memes about us
  • rodneyck@lemmy.dbzer0.comR

    Get Back!

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    Hmm? Hoo? Ha?
  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO

    Feels like something this community would like to know

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    I've always maintained this stance
  • cm0002@lemmy.worldC

    Beercicle

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    TIL I learned that 0 °F is the temperature of a freezer (it's -18 in Celsius). I wonder if there's a scientific reason for it to be -18 or if it's just arbitrary so it's 0 in Fahrenheit.
  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO

    Damn

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    Valid to not care! I have fun with my nails, I don't see them as expected/socially required maintenance. In my field it's actually seen as less professional to have long nails, especially in noticable polish. I get excited when I get to work from home for a week because that means I can go crazy with nails and makeup.