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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!

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  • phudgins@lemmy.worldP

    Become Ungovernable

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    [image: b164ede6-cae8-4cb6-b94a-958655156df6.jpeg]
  • sharkfucker420@lemmy.mlS

    > So we turn to the Swedes, who you'd expect to be all over a penis if one presented itself in Lane 3.

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    [image: 339d7243-177b-4286-9871-cb7702a598df.png] Prince sausage is a traditional thing and this is how we like to serve it
  • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS

    Be dull and chill

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  • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS

    Why can't I just cuddle the lamp, maybe even make love?

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  • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS

    tis I, respected citizen Cameron Van Cleer

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  • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS

    Can't bomb people and not expect a moth

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  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO

    Vibe

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    Psych patients actually do this a lot. Some places I've worked actually have protocols for it that include stuff like having the bathroom locked and only unlocked for supervised use, or having the water only be cut on when the contents of the toilet have been verified (also helpful to have water shutoffs for psychogenic polydipsia because they WILL drink their way into a hyponatremic seizure and they dgaf if it's from a toilet) but also for the flushing usually they're limited to one set of clothes and bed linens, one towel / washcloth, and have to ask for small quantities of toilet paper as needed. Then they yell at you about having to ask you use the bathroom like they didn't flood the unit three nights in a row. One time we didn't catch it fast enough and some poor bastard on medical got leaked on. Motivations vary but the most common is wanting to feel in control of something and it can be difficult to try to find safe things for that kind of person to be allowed control over.
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    I want these walls back

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    I especially like this one [image: 10808HR120629_006D.jpg] What a clever way to bring natural light indoors.
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    Wow I thought this was a parody site until the video.

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    Pickleball!? There's an obvious joke about the name somewhere here, but that's just the low-hanging fruit.
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    Best way to drink coke?

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    numbern 4 slightly chilled can
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    Is sweat there different?

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    Looks like 87% of people leaving votes understood the obvious sarcasm, even without the /s
  • akasazh@feddit.nlA

    Would be comical if they added this image:

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  • H

    This is utter bull

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    Why is it ram ranch if they're cows, not rams?
  • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS

    It was just the one

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    They can quit any time they want we just don't want them to
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    It may make you feel better to deny it.... but it's true

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    Ewww, I'm not eating my own. Anybody else got any to spare?
  • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS

    Can't be a single father to 2 caterpillars.

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    snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS
    It just might be related
  • ickplant@lemmy.worldI

    I'm a pubes girl myself

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    It could be. If you like. Inclusivity is a virtue, i guess. Which part of the penis do you like to fry and eat?
  • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS

    I have mastered the skill

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    The moth is focused, sure. But what about his monkey companion?
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    Saddam Hussein smoking a joint

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    I chose to believe it's a huge joint haha.
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    surprised_pikachu.jpg

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    Source seems to be: https://www.metalsucks.net/2025/06/22/another-woman-comes-forward-accusing-jared-leto-of-abuse-and-sexual-misconduct/ So I first met him when I had just turned 17 and he was 33. I met him after a 30 Seconds to Mars concert. He was immediately flirtatious. And I want to make it clear, I thought this was cool at the time. I was a senior in high school from a small town. This was a big celebrity. And he was handsome. I thought it was cool. I would say by the second show, he had started to move from just like flirting to saying things of a more sexual nature.