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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!

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  • stamets@lemmy.worldS

    Just be that way

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    Surreal comedy is hardly random, it's deliberately incongruous in ways that demonstrate a mastery of causal logic. ️
  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO

    That's nuts!

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    Thanks for sharing this, made my shitty day a bit better. I love this kind of silly humour
  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO

    When the weekend comes

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    *Amy Lee intensifies*
  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO

    When someone's about to explode

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    I need to know more about this condition. First, wtf? And then, well I'm about to explode. What do I do now? Is exploding fun?
  • ickplant@lemmy.worldI

    Worst spy ever

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    It has its ups and downs. I actually enjoyed the Miami vice season and the 2 after, though they're admittedly weaker. Then there's 3 .. odd seasons. Once that concludes it basically goes back to normal and is worth watching. Not nearly as strong as before but it's still pretty funny
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    The gender binary is edgy masked boy bunny with fleshlight and soft girly bunny with dildo.

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    I had a stroke reading this
  • deceptichum@quokk.auD

    AI haters are really shit at actually judging AI.

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    Why not go hang out on reddit? There's tons of AI bots to hang out with.
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    When your life is so empty you invent a tape measure wristwatch

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    rockerface@lemm.eeR
    Finally, it's possible to cosplay this guy: [image: 7c7bfbd8920d33cde1e7f52d00edb1a4.jpg]
  • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS

    Open it pls

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    Yes, I have a lamp for you.
  • stamets@lemmy.worldS

    Happy Fuckin' Pride

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    rarwars@lemmy.blahaj.zoneR
    Yeah, I'm happy to clarify. The way I understand it, "bisexual" is a very broad term that encompasses all people who are attracted to people of the same (or a similar) gender as them and also to genders different than their own. That is the "bi" in bisexual, both homo and hetero, not attraction to men and women. Under this definition, pansexuals are a specific type of bi that are attracted to people equally, regardless of gender. There are other microlabels that fit within bisexual too, some of which might better fit how I experience attraction, but this is where we get into the function of a label. Labels exist to convey general information in a concise way, without having to explain things all the time. Under the bi umbrella, there are only two terms which the average person who's aware of the LGBT community might have heard of: bi and pan. Thus, unless you want to constantly have a definition at hand or send people to the wiki, you are heavily incentivized to use one of those terms. Having no label would be even worse, since then you would need to give a whole spiel every time you're asked. It's ultimately a pragmatic decision to use a term that more people recognize over one that might be more "technically correct." So, constrained to either bi or pan, I think bi is the more appropriate term for me. Sometimes I feel equally attracted to all genders, but my preferences towards similar and different genders shift back and forth, often being heavily favored in one direction or the other. So I use the broader term of bisexual to encompass the full spectrum of my feelings on the matter. Hope that helps!
  • godric@lemmy.worldG

    It will

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    hah ! stupendous. Thanks for the laugh The music : https://youtu.be/23oudXZxi-I
  • kate@lemmy.uhhoh.comK

    me when theres soup

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    noite_etion@lemmy.worldN
    And the eyes are for chop sticks or skewers.
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    The undeniable right to bear beans! 🐻🫘

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    Ad-doctrination
  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO

    Best selling toy

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    Love it, but I take issue with republican whale and democrat dolphin. Clearly the mice and dolphins have realized humanity isn’t gonna fix itself and are sending the orcas after prime targets
  • track_shovel@slrpnk.netT

    FOX-2

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    Even got the cigarettes (zyns)
  • regularjoe@lemmy.worldR

    So is he drunk/stoned, or is he cheating with someone's wife and left in a hurry?

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    I think the dare thing is consistent with the mismatched shoes.
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    "Ice Deez Nuts"

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    If someone smashed an ICE agent in the balls, that's what they would have to do.
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    Liar

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    Feeling cute, might delete later
  • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.worksS

    I've always been critical of Sabrina Carpenter's music. But I love the deck she built for my house.

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    Grainger
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    Automatic cooling system - and yes we all know what you are thinking about as an alternative use for this

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    https://youtu.be/VxDozuzfVuY