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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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  • obviouslynotbanana@piefed.worldO

    Vibe check!

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    DDDA The worried expression on that last goose is my everyday face these days.
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    Shamelessly stolen from Reddit

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    If it's due to history of mistreatment and lack of care, then by that logic we should give all minorities a discount as well. But here's the thing. Today's soldier ain't even CLOSE to dealing with what Vietnam vets or older vets dealt with. Today's wannabe Punisher is just a likely wife beater loser who had no direction in life, served a few years, became even more bro, and then went to a policing agency afterwards where he could flex his control fetish over the general populace. That motherfucker that needlessly makes every interaction more intense than necessary needs a blanket of worship for simply having signed up to serve in a military that basically takes anyone? How special. Our garbage collectors do more difficult and thankless work today than most military. Tending to the Officers golf courses doesn't warrant shit.
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    no way it's Torres' live stream

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    And the whole AI industry is holding up the stock market, while AI has historically always ran the hype cycle and crashed into an AI winter.

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    The world revolves around the profit margin, so the current trend may even continue indefinitely.. Sad.
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    Mine? Ours? Free for all.

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    revolution revolution ooo eee ooo

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    sunnie@sopuli.xyzS
    there's also a followup, How Kasane Teto Represents Communism
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    I have to disagree that it's even a nice idea.

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    You nailed it, IMO. However, I would like a real artificial sentience of some sort just to add to the beautiful variety of the universe. It does seem that many of my fellow humans just want chattle slaves though. Which is saddening.
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    I should have this as my mobile wall paper

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    Man, I miss the old Kanye, straight from the go Kanye chop up the soul Kanye, set on his goals Kanye, I hate the new Kanye, the bad mood Kanye, the always rude Kanye, spaz in the news Kanye, I miss the sweet Kanye, chop up the beats Kanye. But the man’s gone full Yazi. It’s time to let go. We’re never getting another Graduation or Yeezus or My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy.
  • G

    It all makes sense now.

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    IPELAND at home: 127.0.0.1
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    BDSM

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    Tired of searching? Now you can enjoy the best BDSM porn videos at best porn sites by https://bestpornsites.porn/ Explore a special collection that will make your experience unforgettable.
  • M

    It is shitposting.

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    sunshine@lemmy.caS
    This deserves many upvotes!
  • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN

    beamed poop...

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    In the official TNG technical manual there's a diagram of the enterprise that shows there's a bathroom right around the corner from the door to the bridge. What's unclear is if it's only for number 1.
  • M

    Any ideas as to why they choose a dinosaur symbol to tell you this?

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    medicpigbabysaver@lemmy.worldM
    Release the Trump/Epstein files
  • obviouslynotbanana@piefed.worldO

    Eugene

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    dharmacurious@slrpnk.netD
    Exactly what I thought!
  • obviouslynotbanana@piefed.worldO

    New idea

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    There's a few places that use the water runoff from a nuclear power plant to provide hot water or heating to surrounding homes. Apparently they only have a lose about 3% of the heat and can supply a 100km area. Obviously the pipes probably don't look like that
  • skullgrid@lemmy.worldS

    The Mars Volta looks like Fred Armisindemden and Tim Schafer's band

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    jewbacca117@lemmy.worldJ
    That Fred Armisindemden guy sure looks a lot like Fred Armisen
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    Bet you don't remember this

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    Brad Pitt wore a chicken suit and waved signs at LA intersections. If he can talk about it, Larry can.
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    It's a perfect night

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    Coffee is also bad for your gall bladder if you already have gallstones. It can help prevent them before they’ve formed though
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    I've often thought about this

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    potato_wallrus@lemmy.worldP
    Wouldn't be the first time I asked for something like that
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    Makes sense

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    dasus@lemmy.worldD
    but not that weak Yes, they were, that's why piracy flourished. would not have been allowed to stay on the run for long. You severely overestimate their capabilities. First off, they couldn't reach the pirate havens. Too weak, as discussed. Secondly, unless the pirate wanted to continued with their infamy, it would be beyond trivial to change your appearance and say you have a different name. Who's to say against it? An interpol agent with a photograph of you, demanding you are such and such? Oh, wait...