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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful

___ Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion. Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here. …


2. No Illegal Content

___ Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required. That means: -No promoting violence/threats against any individuals -No CSA content or Revenge Porn -No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing) …


3. No Spam

___ Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules. -If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community. -Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community. -No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers -No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community. …


4. No Porn/Explicit

Content ___ -Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content. -Do not post Gore or Shock Content. …


5. No Enciting Harassment,

Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts ___ -Do not Brigade other Communities -No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy. -No Witch Hunts against users/communities. -No content that harasses members within or outside of the community. …


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

___ -Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags. -Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


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All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

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  • The struggle

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    "haha those chinese making women wear shoes that deform their feet, so silly" proceeds to kick off their shoes to reveal conical feet
  • She'll go far

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    Do this until you run out of customers, rebrand, start again. Rinse and repeat.
  • He didnt calculate with that

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    Holy shit. The game pineapple is literally almost 1:1 this Greentext as a game. That's so funny, I wouldn't have known. I also now finally understand the intent of the game. I didn't like it that much because the ending is so pretentious, and I don't agree with the message, but it definitely comes across differently in the game.
  • Duces, bitches

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    I had a copy of this image turned into a meme format but I don't have it anymore so I'll just attach the meme format and let your brain imagine it [image: ae3c5795-3675-461e-a300-4602c1db6817.jpeg]
  • Quick Shot

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    By girl, he means the person he sends cum via courier. Yes, he does that.
  • >:3

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    Bork's in pug
  • The stand makes the difference

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    Wait a minute, so Trump is their guy and Putin is our guy? Does this mean China won the cold war?
  • Dirty slut for water

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    Yeah but you need to filter all the gross proteins and stuff out.
  • I think I fucked up

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    The hell does that mean?
  • Eurythmics straight-up kills that guy

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    You’re the DM
  • Ice cream

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    Is the dog made of ice-cream? Or is the ice-cream made of dog? He screams, for he does not know
  • bird based storage

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    I know right? He's the best. I love his range of creativity.
  • No way

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    null@lemmy.nullspace.lolN
    You beaver didn't. I beaver made it.
  • There's no strict rule, either is acceptable.

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    Age is correct here because if you ask your parents what ages they started dating you are asking at what age they first went on dates. If you ask them what age they started dating, you are asking what age they started dating each other.
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    Not if they 40 and 50. But yes.
  • true friend

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    swedneck@discuss.tchncs.deS
    avocado is basically just green butter that grows on trees, of course it's going to go well on toast with a lil' bit of salt
  • mentoring

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    swedneck@discuss.tchncs.deS
    sweaty but clean is what you want, though obviously only in specific circumstances like working and doing sport.
  • relaxing

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    So i checked it out. It is real and it is just the dude whispering in his microphone and making random noises out of the thing. I am skeptical, if it is actually a launcher and not a replica though, as it looks very much like a replica.
  • PSA on privuhcy

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    zachariah@lemmy.worldZ
    /c/whoosh
  • In the end

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    Are those a bunch of dudes with the last name Park that are linking their arms together?