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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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  • I choose to believe, what I was programmed to believe!

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    Gigachad
  • linus tech tip

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    Ok well that's kind of your own fault I mean while Linus Torvalds is well known in the Linux and super techy (super super techy) community he is not well known to most people I know about Linus tech tips before Torvalds. That might be because I'm 19 right now and had access to YouTube at a younger age but I personally never found it confusing as it's just the guy's name and he does tech videos.
  • Enjoy it while you can

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    and then that happy bastard got a good cudgeling, serfs him right for feeling something!
  • ill take a double scoop

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    That's not a good reason our buttholes can't aspire
  • Hand cranked and twisted

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    Huh, now I'm wondering why I never wondered where the abbreviation came from.
  • THIS happens way too often

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    Now you remember only 1min 3 sec later
  • I explained economics to my nine year old

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    It's less to do with "tiny variables" and more with the fact that the foundation of the "system" is the capricious whims of human fancy. "Economist" falls in the same category as "alchemist", "astrologist", "psychologist", etc.
  • I like him.

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    I don't think the two are necessarily exclusive of each other.
  • Tasticles

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  • Adjusting your goals

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    What's wrong with a piece of fabric that you walk on all the time that you (almost) never wash? /s
  • Okey

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  • Laptop dreams

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    Can't wait for them to ban r34 comments {=
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    Friendly reminder to go send PayPal fuck themselves
  • workflow

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    It's just asking for cascade failure.
  • Google AI strikes again

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    Epic Rap Battles of History! Bold (the font) Versus Sea Eagle
  • wait what?

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    American problems call for American solutions. [image: de81ff70-dd3f-404f-b8ae-3501d3e346b1.gif]
  • Revelation

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    Dave Chapelle said botox smoothed out his balls.
  • Sad but true

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    You did it but the evidence was obtained illegally and is inadmissible in court You did it but the specific circumstances make it legal, for example you where threatened or forced to do it by someone else, or you killed someone but it was in self-defense You did it but you have a mental disorder and can't be responsible for your actions
  • tag yourself

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    This is basically the premise of the book and TV show Murderbot.
  • I feel like it was on purpose

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    First time meme.jpg