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A collection of some classic Lemmy memes for your enjoyment

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  • deceptichum@quokk.auD

    head

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    Wasn't expecting a dick pic from HR, but I'll take it
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    Every time I do, it makes me laugh

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    https://youtu.be/MxmKc0OhsnU
  • cm0002@lemmy.worldC

    No Shame

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    Oh. Um. Yeah, you're totally welcome. I would n.. Never.
  • ladybutterfly@piefed.blahaj.zoneL

    I really did

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    I left a few years ago, but by then it had changed a lot. Seattle has always been a boomtown, and I think it's more my style during the busts. In this new place I haven't had time to find a crowd, too busy being dad. Most of England feels like the rundown side of a gold rush though, all faded glory. Works for me.
  • cm0002@lemmy.worldC

    Who Is A Good Boy?

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    THAT is the way!
  • cm0002@lemmy.worldC

    End of year bonus

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    It's so busy at office jobs /s
  • cm0002@lemmy.worldC

    Don't you! Don't you?

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    semperverus@lemmy.worldS
    The king's chariot cannot be stopped
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    You trying to say something?

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  • pugjesus@lemmy.worldP

    When do I get this, by the way

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    I see. You could start small and then see where it takes you from there. Hobbies does not always have to lead to full time business. If it happens, it happens. I think hobbies should always be, first and foremost, hobbies. Everything that comes out of it is secondary. I would do hobbies as enjoyment while being unemployed; to keep myself busy and sane. That's just my two cent
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    That's a bit much there.

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  • ladybutterfly@piefed.blahaj.zoneL

    Have a good week everyone!

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    I love Sophia lmao.
  • track_shovel@slrpnk.netT

    Airline food

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    On my last flight the snack cart was coming up the aisle. I was very thirsty and looking forward to getting a drink. Turbulence kicked up--when they were handing out to the row in front of me, they decided they had to stop due to turbulence. (That's fine, safety first.) "We'll be back soon!" they promised. They did not come back.
  • tehbamski@lemmy.worldT

    Silly quackers

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    Looks like Amex customers don't get a silly duck name.
  • B

    I stand in the street and yell at them until they back up and turn around on the street i live on

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  • deceptichum@quokk.auD

    original

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    Ok... I'm stealing this
  • fattony@lemmy.worldF

    Goddammit, now what?

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    Or became a milkshake duck themselves.
  • cm0002@lemmy.worldC

    Mine Is Now At Boss Level

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    On that topic how often you clean your airfryers? I have one that's 5 liters and it's basket barely fits in my sink, so I only clean it every one or two months. Not that I use it that much, maybe every two weeks.
  • gerald_eliasweb@reddthat.comG

    Are you like pan or something?

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    If pan african was a sexuality, it was invented by terf islanders, with all the auality that implies.
  • D

    The most expensive place

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    Well if we say the doctor was getting paid a very generous $300 an hour for that work, that's $450. Plus seeing the front desk person for a few minutes, we'll give a generous $50. So that's $500 for some very well paid employees. We'll throw another very generous $50 in for the antibiotics, making it $550. Double it so the hospital can take a very large cut, and your total is $1100. So even leaving massive profit margins with those numbers, you still got ripped off an extra ~$5000.
  • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT

    They'll never get me.

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    They hit you with the sleep ray but the hour+ long video essays about Super Mario 64 won't watch themselves.