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Microblog Memes

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, Twitter X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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  • It was "Itchy & Scratchy & Marge", S2E9

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    You're right! Here I was thinking it was the season 15, Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays
  • That is great

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    The place I go to has an option for a "quiet haircut" when you book the appointment. I'm pretty social, so I don't usually do it, but I think it's a nice idea for those who want it.
  • Age verification

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    Theme song for Kenan and Kel. Theme song for All That. Theme song for Cow and Chicken.
  • Is That What That Means Though?

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    whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.comW
    He mistook Alaska for Russia last week, he's not exactly running on both cylinders
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    photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.comP
    Even better, some show examples of natural cellular automata!
  • Only permanent success is allowed

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    INFINITE GROWTH, BABYYYY WOOOOO WOOOO!!!
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    There might be more appropriate places, technically, but it should be everywhere.
  • I actually really love department stores.

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    We had one of our local malls torn down and replaced with one of those giant, multi-strip-mall complexes with parking lots that are nearly impossible to navigate through. It dawned on me that it's still basically a mall, just one that you can drive through to each store so you don't have to walk very much.
  • Set Camera

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    pity it’s not real
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    An absentee AI
  • is this what it sounds like!?

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    You can't get away with less because a mirror can't appear brighter than what it's reflecting; this is a fundamental property of optical systems. I can understand that a single flat mirror cannot ever appear brighter than whatever is being reflected. But why can't multiple mirrors pointed at one spot have a total intensity greater than that of any one of the mirrors (or a curved dish that focuses the light)?
  • Cishets can't tell me what do to

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    ...60% of the time...
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  • The secret ingredient is crime

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    The B looks like the German ß which makes the s sound. That would make it say sake, which is a Japanese kind of alcohol.
  • A true cinephile

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    I like to think that I'm not that dumb anymore, but I'm definitely still afraid of misinterpreting something as romantic/sexual that was meant in a friendly way.
  • I'd use that

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    Rub him the wrong way, he'll burst in flames any minute
  • This would be helpful

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    Would that not ruin the surprise breakdown??
  • Bugs and features

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    theneverfox@pawb.socialT
    Exactly. And let's be real, without humans, the world either would either heal or find a new balance totally inconsistent with human life And if I woke up and there's no more humans... Well then at least I'd know. As an endling, I'd try to find out what happened and build us a gravestone But in any of these cases, my life only gets better from when I wake up. It'll be the lowest point in the rest of my life, as opposed to now, where most paths seem to lead to living in a world that gets worse
  • I can't believe we left him behind like that.

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    I ... Yow. That Rick Sanchez one says a lot about the person who fantasizes being in that relationship.
  • He also had an interesting discussion with Trump

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    dave@lemmy.nzD
    Haha in NZ you get a message from all sorts, king, prime minister, minister for seniors, local MP, amd for many places, the mayor of where you live. The list is here on the page about applying under "Who the messages are from". You do have to apply (normally a family member will apply on their behalf), the king doesn't magically know where you live 100 years after you were born. Temu Voldemort Peter Dutton