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Concerned my scanner may snitch on me.

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      not to worry—

      ICE

      CAN

      END

      (makes a nice word cube—it reads the same horizontally & vertically)

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        Depending on a few factors it just might!

        Try scanning euro bills.

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          Printers are cops. They print unique ids that tie back to the printer on every page they print.

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            Printers are cops. They print unique ids that tie back to the printer on every page they print.

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            Buy a dot-matrix printer from the 80s, problem solved... except you're the only person with a dot-matrix printer from the 80s, which kind of makes you unique.

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              not to worry—

              ICE

              CAN

              END

              (makes a nice word cube—it reads the same horizontally & vertically)

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              lol cool

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                Not to worry your scanner is just an internal combustion engine scanner

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                  Not to worry your scanner is just an internal combustion engine scanner

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                  that explains the check engine light

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                    It just has Intrusion Countermeasures Electronics to keep out netrunners.

                    Cyberpunk Shiba Inu

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