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  • Y [email protected]

    Wait, now I need to know why.

    * some time later *

    I went to check why the hell this happened. It looks like the pair ("(,)") is defined as an instance of Foldable, for some reason, which is the class used by functions like foldl() and foldr(). Meanwhile, triples and other tuples of higher order (such as triples, quadruples, ...) are not instances of Foldable.

    The weirdest part is that, if you try to use a pair as a Foldable, you only get the second value, for some reason... Here is an example.

    ghci> foldl (\acc x -> x:acc) [] (1,2)
    
    [2]
    

    This makes it so that the returned length is 1.

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    #66

    Oddly enough, in Haskell (as defined by the report), length is monomorphic, so it just doesn't work on tuples (type error).

    Due to the way kinds (types of types) work in Haskell, Foldable instances can only operate over (i.e. length only counts) elements of the last/final type argument. So, for (,) it only counts the second part, which is always there exactly once. If you provided a Foldable for (,,,) it would also have length of 1.

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      #67

      Heck, I need to learn some new languages apparently. Here I was expecting an angry "CS0029 cannot implicitly convert type 'string' to 'int'!

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      • R [email protected]
        • should also do some string action

        Like what kind of string action?

        "Hello" + " world" is what everyone can understand. Switch with "-" and it becomes pointless.

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        this the “or throw an error”

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        • gsus4@mander.xyzG [email protected]

          Hm, playing devil's advocate, I think it is because the minus has not been defined as a string operation (e.g. it could pop the last char), so it defaults to the mathematical operation and converts both inputs into ints.

          The first is assumed to be a concat because one of the parcels is a string...

          It's just doing a lot of stuff for you that it shouldn't be in first place 🤭

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          Yeah, this looks dumb on the surface, but you've got bigger problems if you're trying to do math with strings

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          • Y [email protected]

            Wait, now I need to know why.

            * some time later *

            I went to check why the hell this happened. It looks like the pair ("(,)") is defined as an instance of Foldable, for some reason, which is the class used by functions like foldl() and foldr(). Meanwhile, triples and other tuples of higher order (such as triples, quadruples, ...) are not instances of Foldable.

            The weirdest part is that, if you try to use a pair as a Foldable, you only get the second value, for some reason... Here is an example.

            ghci> foldl (\acc x -> x:acc) [] (1,2)
            
            [2]
            

            This makes it so that the returned length is 1.

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            #70

            I don't even know Haskell but it seems like (" ( , ) ") would be an instance of boob.

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              This is fair enough from an idealistic view. In practice, you don't want your entire website to shit itself because of a potentially insignificant error.

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              In practice runtime errors are a bitch to find and fix.

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              • pupbiru@aussie.zoneP [email protected]

                this the “or throw an error”

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                #72

                If you try what I wrote it will throw a NaN. I was asking about the first part of the proposal.

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                  I don't even know Haskell but it seems like (" ( , ) ") would be an instance of boob.

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                  #73

                  It looks like two worms split running from another tinier worm. Makes you wonder what it has done to be so feared

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                  • C [email protected]

                    This is fair enough from an idealistic view. In practice, you don't want your entire website to shit itself because of a potentially insignificant error.

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                    This is exactly why it should throw an error, to make it incredibly obvious something isn't working correctly so it can be fixed. Otherwise you have wrong logic leading to hard to notice and hard to debug problems in your code

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                      That is just the tip of the iceberg:

                      https://whatthefsharp.com/JavaScript/3

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                        It is 'comprehensible' in the sense that it's possible to figure out how it happened, but it absolutely does not "make sense" in terms of being a reasonable language design decision. It's 100% incompetence on the part of the person who created Javascript.

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                        It makes perfect sense if the Lang objective is to fail as little as possible. It picks the left side object, checks if the operand is a valid operand of the type. If it is, it casts the right variable into that type and perform the operand. If it isn't, it reverses operand positions and tries again.

                        The issue here is more the fact that + is used both as addition and as concatenation with different data types. Well, not an issue, just some people will complain.

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                          Lol. In a dynamically typed language? I will do this always, that's why I am using it

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                          You can have a dynamic language that is strongly typed to disallow stuff like this. Like Python for example

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                          • exu@feditown.comE [email protected]

                            You can have a dynamic language that is strongly typed to disallow stuff like this. Like Python for example

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                            #78

                            Aand what is your point?

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                            • C [email protected]

                              This is fair enough from an idealistic view. In practice, you don't want your entire website to shit itself because of a potentially insignificant error.

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                              I'd rather have my website shit itself than have silent difficult to find errors.

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                              • K [email protected]

                                That is just the tip of the iceberg:

                                https://whatthefsharp.com/JavaScript/3

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                                F#? What? We can't curse on the internet? Self censorship at dictator levels here. /s

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                                • supervisor194@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                  Well then, rage against the machine for the next 30 years and see if they kill it in favor of a nice, strict language that everybody loves. Maybe you could suggest one here for consideration.

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                                  #81

                                  So, all you've mustered is some lame-ass whataboutism?
                                  Have a good day

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                                  • C [email protected]

                                    This is fair enough from an idealistic view. In practice, you don't want your entire website to shit itself because of a potentially insignificant error.

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                                    Look! I bought this for free on capybaras website, there's a glitch!

                                    capybara: at least it didn't throw an error.

                                    / jk 😁

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                                      Obligatory link to wat? video

                                      https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat

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                                      • P [email protected]

                                        You're right. I've got too much Perl on the brain and forgot my roots. There is a language that does what you're talking about with the '+' operator: BASIC

                                        Good luck getting the same thing retrofitted into JavaScript though. I can imagine a large number of websites would break or develop mysterious problems if this (mis)behaviour was fixed.

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                                        I don't think there's a way to retrofit JS - but php versions are deprecated all the time. Why not do the same with client-side script versions? 🙂

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                                          That is just the tip of the iceberg:

                                          https://whatthefsharp.com/JavaScript/3

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                                          Oh wow, that's upsetting

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