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  • stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
    stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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    #1

    Might be true. Might be fake. Don't care. Lesson is basic. Don't be a dick and just have a lil respect.

    eyekaytee@aussie.zoneE ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.comD gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.comG U L 13 Replies Last reply
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    • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

      Might be true. Might be fake. Don't care. Lesson is basic. Don't be a dick and just have a lil respect.

      eyekaytee@aussie.zoneE This user is from outside of this forum
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      and then albert einstein clapped and started praying as well

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      • eyekaytee@aussie.zoneE [email protected]

        and then albert einstein clapped and started praying as well

        v4ld1z@lemmy.zipV This user is from outside of this forum
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        #3

        I love it when he does that

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        • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

          Might be true. Might be fake. Don't care. Lesson is basic. Don't be a dick and just have a lil respect.

          ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.comD This user is from outside of this forum
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          #4

          Thathappened.txt

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          • ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.comD [email protected]

            Thathappened.txt

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            #5

            Yeah, construction dude was from Azerbaijan instead, but that's hard to spell.

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            • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

              Might be true. Might be fake. Don't care. Lesson is basic. Don't be a dick and just have a lil respect.

              gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.comG This user is from outside of this forum
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              Nah, you wanna have a talk with your imaginary friend imma step outta line and complain loudly about it so you know you lost business for it. As would most people ime, dude would be out of business fast, and thank fuck for that

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              • gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.comG [email protected]

                Nah, you wanna have a talk with your imaginary friend imma step outta line and complain loudly about it so you know you lost business for it. As would most people ime, dude would be out of business fast, and thank fuck for that

                dohpaz42@lemmy.worldD This user is from outside of this forum
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                You very well know you sure as hell wouldn’t have the balls to do it. Now sit down; the grownups are talking.

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                • gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.comG [email protected]

                  Nah, you wanna have a talk with your imaginary friend imma step outta line and complain loudly about it so you know you lost business for it. As would most people ime, dude would be out of business fast, and thank fuck for that

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                  Prayers don't take that long. Maybe if you in a rush go elsewhere but 10-15min even during lunch rush ain't going to make or break a sandwich cart.

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                  • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                    Might be true. Might be fake. Don't care. Lesson is basic. Don't be a dick and just have a lil respect.

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                    #9

                    Deadass, no cap!

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                    • gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.comG [email protected]

                      Nah, you wanna have a talk with your imaginary friend imma step outta line and complain loudly about it so you know you lost business for it. As would most people ime, dude would be out of business fast, and thank fuck for that

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                      If you got a problem with it just take your business elsewhere, like the pretzel guy next door. No need to cause a fuckin scene about it

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                      • gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.comG [email protected]

                        Nah, you wanna have a talk with your imaginary friend imma step outta line and complain loudly about it so you know you lost business for it. As would most people ime, dude would be out of business fast, and thank fuck for that

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                        #11

                        What are your thoughts on Richard Dawkins?

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                        • gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.comG [email protected]

                          Nah, you wanna have a talk with your imaginary friend imma step outta line and complain loudly about it so you know you lost business for it. As would most people ime, dude would be out of business fast, and thank fuck for that

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                          Who the fuck invited Karen!? I thought we talked about this y'all, wtf‽

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                          • v4ld1z@lemmy.zipV [email protected]

                            I love it when he does that

                            tacobuttplug@sh.itjust.worksT This user is from outside of this forum
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                            Lmfao I hate you 🤣🤣🤣

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                              What are your thoughts on Richard Dawkins?

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                              I’m an atheist and even I think the dude’s a twat who enjoys the smell of his own farts.

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                                I’m an atheist and even I think the dude’s a twat who enjoys the smell of his own farts.

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                                Me too lol (and a raging transphobe to boot)

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                                  Me too lol (and a raging transphobe to boot)

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                                  Me too lol (and a raging transphobe to boot)

                                  E: Dawkins is the transphobe, not me

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                                  • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                    Might be true. Might be fake. Don't care. Lesson is basic. Don't be a dick and just have a lil respect.

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                                    I wonder if "talking to my Invisible Friend" would work as an excuse for a break. Not relevant if you're your own boss of course.

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                                    • gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.comG [email protected]

                                      Nah, you wanna have a talk with your imaginary friend imma step outta line and complain loudly about it so you know you lost business for it. As would most people ime, dude would be out of business fast, and thank fuck for that

                                      pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksP This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      Dude, lighten up. Pretend he has to go take a shit or something.

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                                      • gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.comG [email protected]

                                        Nah, you wanna have a talk with your imaginary friend imma step outta line and complain loudly about it so you know you lost business for it. As would most people ime, dude would be out of business fast, and thank fuck for that

                                        noxypaws@pawb.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        I'm a gay atheist and I think what you've said here is horrible. If you actually did that and I'm in line I'd go spend twice as much as I was going to to make up for your lost business, and also out of spite for you being a shit example of an atheist.

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                                        • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                          Might be true. Might be fake. Don't care. Lesson is basic. Don't be a dick and just have a lil respect.

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                                          Are you going to argue with a fucking nun?

                                          Yeah. If she disrespects my beliefs. But not over the waiting.

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