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  • rmdebarc_5@piefed.zipR [email protected]

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    cannot express how long the trojan horse would've sat outside my city gates before i gathered the energy to go grab it. those greeks would've starved in in there

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    otoh, the actual Trojans fought for years before Odysseus thought up that trick.

    Sounds like you'd have given up Helen before second breakfast.

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    • rmdebarc_5@piefed.zipR [email protected]

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      cannot express how long the trojan horse would've sat outside my city gates before i gathered the energy to go grab it. those greeks would've starved in in there

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      None of these delivery people ring doorbells anymore. It’ll just sit there unless I get the email with the picture of it on my doorstep.

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        None of these delivery people ring doorbells anymore. It’ll just sit there unless I get the email with the picture of it on my doorstep.

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        I wish they didn't, our doorbell sucks and it freaks the cats out every time they ring it.

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          I wish they didn't, our doorbell sucks and it freaks the cats out every time they ring it.

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          Have you tried disconnecting it? Or messing with it to dampen the sound? I think I used a paper clip on one once.

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            Have you tried disconnecting it? Or messing with it to dampen the sound? I think I used a paper clip on one once.

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            I'm pretty sure I'd epectrocute myself if I did that.

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              I'm pretty sure I'd epectrocute myself if I did that.

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              Doorbells are the simplest electronic component known to man (literally just a button). You can totally unscrew it and disconnect it inside

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                I'm pretty sure I'd epectrocute myself if I did that.

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                I think they run on super low voltage. Take the external plastic casing off, should reveal a bell. Maybe put a piece of masking tape on the bell. That should muffle the sound and maybe not scare the kitties. I did something similar at my last place, but I clipped something like a paper clip or a binder clip to the bell.

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                  otoh, the actual Trojans fought for years before Odysseus thought up that trick.

                  Sounds like you'd have given up Helen before second breakfast.

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                  Otooh, it's not likely to have actually happened. At least the Trojan horse part.

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                  • rmdebarc_5@piefed.zipR [email protected]

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                    cannot express how long the trojan horse would've sat outside my city gates before i gathered the energy to go grab it. those greeks would've starved in in there

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                    They can eat the stuff in the Chewey box sitting on my porch.

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                    • rmdebarc_5@piefed.zipR [email protected]

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                      cannot express how long the trojan horse would've sat outside my city gates before i gathered the energy to go grab it. those greeks would've starved in in there

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                      Nowadays you’d get a “package delivered” sms with a photo of the Trojan Horse outside a gate you don’t recognise.

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