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  • V [email protected]

    bf was my first thought, but I would think that would be very easy to parse for computers, and hard for humans. So maybe something that's a lot more verbose?

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    Could go for a middleground. Verbose -and- obscure. Check out fetlang when you're not on a work computer.

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      Yes, I who knows a lot about programming, only use one file per application.

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      LMAO, yeah let's jist disregard all the other files that are definately not required contextually!!!!

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        I find that without being able to see the rest of my IDE it makes no sense to just paste a single class worth of code at a time in there, it has no context for the rest of the application

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        • P [email protected]

          relevant comedy bit

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          Oh man, the people leaving when he starts. Amazing.

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            From the genius and his whipped minions that brought you MechaHitler after some "fixes and improvements"...

            ...Comes the same AI that offers to "fix your code."

            Wow. Simply astounding. A magnificent feat indeed, to waste so many finite precious resources over such garbage.

            Kindly Ctrl+A and shift-delete "All your code files", sir.

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            • morphit@feddit.ukM [email protected]

              That's Link Time Optimization, right? Put everything into one place for the linker to optimize.

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              I thought Link Time Optimization usually involved at least an ocarina...

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              • A [email protected]

                I do work for an AI centric company and we've used almost every major model in some way, shape, or form.

                Grok was so bad on all fronts that we ceased using it completely.

                So I don't believe this for one second. I don't even find ChatGPT to be useful for code. I'd probably put Claude first and versions of Gemini second, with no current third.

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                I men, grok 4 only just came out. Can’t really judge it based on previous models

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                  Yes, I who knows a lot about programming, only use one file per application.

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                  Drop the executable in the GrokBox

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                  • L [email protected]

                    His engineers swear by it! To his face, at least.

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                    When he asks to see their code, they send him a single file.

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                      EVERYTHING'S COMPUTAH!

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                      • kogasa@programming.devK [email protected]

                        I dunno if you're joking, but yeah there's IDE plugins that do this. GitHub Copilot grabs context from files in your edit history and you can tell it to edit, refactor, "fix" etc. selections. The more complex actions, the less likely to succeed, though.

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                        Sorry for not indicating I was joking, it's exactly what the other commenter says.

                        https://plugins.jetbrains.com/plugin/1856-grok/
                        Looks like people already made IDE plugins for Grok in IntelliJ and also VSCode. So yeah, it's just Elmo being a moron.

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                          # Checking validity of each file
                          for file in directory:
                            content = file.read()
                            for keywords in ("heil hitler","hitler did nothing wrong","kill the jews","hitler was the victim","there is no evidence for the Holocaust"):
                              if keywords in content:
                                return True
                          
                          # File is Invalid and fake news
                          return False
                          
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                          • T [email protected]

                            i just wanna keep sayin it out loud so maybe folks remember.

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                            You'd have to say it on the platforms normies use, make it short and attention-grabbing, a drone shot, a couple of tits...

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                              The entire file! My biggest frustration with cursor is that it doesn't support reading from multiple projects at once so it can see the context of how the projects interact or how interfaces are implemented.

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                              Have you used GenAI for art? It can do a reasonable job for the entire composition, but the extra fine detail have to be inpainted with specific prompts, and there are special routines that make sure faces and hands look human.

                              The same with code. It can outline the entire project but details need to be inpainted and specific errors handled.

                              The context window can't handle an entire codebase, never mind multiple projects.

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                              • T [email protected]

                                please don’t use grok.

                                elon is poisoning the air over memphis with exhaust from the generators that he’s using to power it while using drinking water from the memphis sands aquifer to cool it.

                                please don’t use grok.

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                                Is using it without paying him anything fine?

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                                • lowered_lifted@lemmy.blahaj.zoneL [email protected]

                                  I find that without being able to see the rest of my IDE it makes no sense to just paste a single class worth of code at a time in there, it has no context for the rest of the application

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                                  He probably thinks that the entire application is only one source file

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                                  • M [email protected]

                                    From the genius and his whipped minions that brought you MechaHitler after some "fixes and improvements"...

                                    ...Comes the same AI that offers to "fix your code."

                                    Wow. Simply astounding. A magnificent feat indeed, to waste so many finite precious resources over such garbage.

                                    Kindly Ctrl+A and shift-delete "All your code files", sir.

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                                    Does he really don't know the difference between cut and copy?

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                                      The man loves destroying his work. Let ‘em get to it. It’s what he’s the best at doing.

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                                      • J [email protected]

                                        Wdym. Just copy-paste your source code. Go ahead. That one single file with the source code, copy-paste it.

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                                        Not copy-paste. Cut-paste. As an additional feature that way your source code becomes as light weighted as 0 Kb.

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                                          i think ive pinpointed exactly why twitter devs are terrible

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