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    The computer mouse I still use today has a ball in it

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    When was the last time you cleaned it out?

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      You guys had keyboards?

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        The computer mouse I still use today has a ball in it

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        Me too. As a toolmaker and engineer, space mice were a thing. But they were stupidly expensive and still are. I was unwilling to spend the money for one. So I use a ball mouse and I still do for when I need to do serious CAD work these days-- designing my next model steam engine.

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        • draegur@lemmy.zipD [email protected]

          "do you know what ps/2 ports are?"

          "holy cow, PlayStation 2? you must be AT LEAST 25!"

          [dying inside intensifies]

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          IBM sure made naming pretty confusing aren't they?

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            Years of cheaply made plastic membrane keyboards. I tried gaming on a membrane recently, and it was traumatizing.

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              Anybody else here play Oregon Trail on a teletype terminal? The school had 2 terminals in a small basement room that a few of us nerds could get access to for and hour or two a week, We would try to learn Basic, (with no one to teach us), and play Oregon Trail and get yelled at for going through some much thermal paper.......

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                I said the real two genders.

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                  This old
                  Casio PB-100

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                  Nice, I have the Radio Shack rebadged one. It's murder on batteries though.

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                    The computer mouse I still use today has a ball in it

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                    I have a 286 which connects through a COM (serial) port. Its mouse also has a ball since solid state lasers hadn't been invented

                    I'm very glad those mouses are maintainable and seem to last forever

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                    • dan@upvote.auD [email protected]

                      I'm from Australia and I don't think I ever saw a flat ribbon cable there. The RF cables in Australia mostly use Belling-Lee connectors (that you just push in) rather than F-type like in the USA (that you screw in), and that's been a standard since the 1920s, so I don't think there's anything that predates it in Australia.

                      Australia does use F connectors for cable internet, but that's mostly a legacy network now.

                      Edit: Apparently Australia did use them and I'm just not old enough lol

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                      We had 300 ohm ribbon back when we had VHF TV. When we went to UHF in the '90s we also changed to coaxial cable

                      Coaxial cable works better at higher frequencies than 300 ohm, but needs shielding. 300 ohm doesn't need shielding as any wave that hits it hits phase and anti-phase at the same time and has no effect

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                          I said the real two genders.

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                          There where three. The full din keyboard plug, serial for your mouse and that unholy thing on the back of your sound blaster on which you could connect a joystick.

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                            Nah, we got them fancy sliding tabs on those. I was talking about loading programs from tape LOL.

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                            Ah so you're talking about the rigid floppies

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                              I always see those videos where people give kids a walkman or a rotary phone and ask them to figure out what it is or how it works. I'm imagining some medieval merchant handing me an abacus and laughing because I can't figure it out.

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                              Hint: each bar has five beads, with a 2 bead multiplier above

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                                This reminds me when a mouse was an option not a requirement

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                                  And here I thought I had it all figured out. But it does make sense. Doing it with an analog signal introduces noise and measuring pulse widths is going to be simpler.

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                                  I don't know what I'm going to do with this information but I'm glad it's in my brain now.

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                                    IBM sure made naming pretty confusing aren't they?

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                                    Ps/2 ports predated the PlayStation 2 by years. Sony made naming confusing in this case.

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                                      There where three. The full din keyboard plug, serial for your mouse and that unholy thing on the back of your sound blaster on which you could connect a joystick.

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                                      That's a midi port

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                                        Remember when Star Wars Shadows of the Empire came out on PC and apparently, it's been awhile so maybe I'm not remembering correctly, but you needed a special card for your keyboard to play it?

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                                          I thought sometimes they called them game ports (for the joystick.)

                                          I reasoned if you are installing a sound card, you are probably doing some gaming, so it made sense to sort of bundle those together.

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                                          Its on the sound card because it's a midi port. Its designed for connecting a keyboard (as in electronic piano). Most people used it for gamepads but that's not what it was there for.

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