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    "Hookwoorms, get in my feet please!"

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    That’s exactly what I was thinking. Humans suck at remembering history when they can’t see the consequences anymore.

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      "Hookwoorms, get in my feet please!"

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      unless you're in a place where human shit flows freely, that is not much of a concern. stores are usually not such places.

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        Did they use wirebrush to wash their feet after arriving home?

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        some barefooters like not washing their feet. personally, i don't get that. if my feet are dirty when i get home, i just wash them in the sink real quick. don't need any special tools; hands, water, a bit of soap, and maybe a washcloth will be plenty.

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          The linoleum floor of a supermarket is a godless abomination, further from mother nature than any other surface

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          Linoleum floor in a supermarket? Haven’t seen that in the US nor Mexico.

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            Also all the tire dust that is releasing chemicals onto the skin.

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            definitely don't think about what breathing it in does to you 🙂

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              I've seen this somewhere before and they are an influencer who really is all about being barefoot everywhere

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                I've seen this somewhere before and they are an influencer who really is all about being barefoot everywhere

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                The flexy guy?

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                  That is so asinine. Don’t go places that require shoes or just wear shoes if you have to.
                  Or, get body paint and paint on a pair of shoes. At least that takes some skill and you don’t look like a spoiled jerk.

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                    some barefooters like not washing their feet. personally, i don't get that. if my feet are dirty when i get home, i just wash them in the sink real quick. don't need any special tools; hands, water, a bit of soap, and maybe a washcloth will be plenty.

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                    ...washing my feet in the sink is trivial; drying them well-enough not to track around slightly-damp feet afterward is a hassle...

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                      Why are you walking barefoot whilst constricting your toes that's confusing me

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                        Back in my hippie days, we would do a little trick. You get some hemp. Few beads. Whatever. Tie it around your big toe then loop it around your ankle. So it looks like you are wearing flip flops at a glance.

                        Did it all the time.

                        As a more informed person. I do not really recommend walking barefoot anywhere except a park or your own space. And beaches.

                        Cause dogs literally pee on every surface that exists in a city.

                        And also hepatitis.

                        Glass. Other sharp things.

                        Even if you have thick soles, they can take out gashes of it.

                        And the sidewalk is hella hot in the summer.

                        Go barefoot at your own risk. But know the risks. Mkay.?

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                        • swedneck@discuss.tchncs.deS [email protected]

                          definitely don't think about what breathing it in does to you 🙂

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                          Totally!! Glad those closed toe shoes are saving us all! /s just in case

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                            That's kind of disgusting.

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                              People that walk around cities barefoot need to be avoided at all costs.

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                              I once saw a girl very abruptly stop walking on a rather busy street, throw herself down on a nearby bench in a hurry, take out her stuff from her tote bag and just start knitting with an oddly peaceful expression on her face as if nothing happened. I was left wondering what the fuck I just witnessed. Happened in the span of like 4 seconds.

                              Yes she was barefoot.

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                                unless you're in a place where human shit flows freely, that is not much of a concern. stores are usually not such places.

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                                SOMEBODY'S never been to a Ross Dress For Less, I see...

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                                  Back in my hippie days, we would do a little trick. You get some hemp. Few beads. Whatever. Tie it around your big toe then loop it around your ankle. So it looks like you are wearing flip flops at a glance.

                                  Did it all the time.

                                  As a more informed person. I do not really recommend walking barefoot anywhere except a park or your own space. And beaches.

                                  Cause dogs literally pee on every surface that exists in a city.

                                  And also hepatitis.

                                  Glass. Other sharp things.

                                  Even if you have thick soles, they can take out gashes of it.

                                  And the sidewalk is hella hot in the summer.

                                  Go barefoot at your own risk. But know the risks. Mkay.?

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                                  I'd say dog pee is the least concerning thing on the list.

                                  Also, parasites 😬

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                                    I'd say dog pee is the least concerning thing on the list.

                                    Also, parasites 😬

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                                      One drunken night 15 years ago I remember walking barefoot into a gas station to get cigarettes and the guy behind me told me my foot was bleeding. I found out I stepped on a broken piece of glass and left a blood footprint trail for about a quarter mile. It was on the ball of my foot, so it was the ball and first three toes in blood all the way down the sidewalk back towards the house party I had walked from.

                                      My friend told me he walked that way the next day he was really impressed at how straight of a line it was in if I was drunk enough to not notice and bleed enough to feel it. Not sure I was supposed to take pride in that.

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                                      Glass is sharp as hell. A sharp cut in desensitized skin is genuinely hard to notice. So, don't beat yourself up too much!

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                                        Glass is sharp as hell. A sharp cut in desensitized skin is genuinely hard to notice. So, don't beat yourself up too much!

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                                        Yeah, using OP's picture it cut like this, so it was likely a glass cup or bottle that someone has cracked or just how my foot managed to bend when stepping. I just walked back, poor rubbing alcohol on it, put 2 things of super glue in it and kept drinking. What else are you supposed to do in college 🤷

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                                          Why are you walking barefoot whilst constricting your toes that's confusing me

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                                          That's how you pick up all the soup ingredients for later.

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