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    "Port" and "left" both have four letters. "Starboard" is the other one.

    Learned that trick a few years ago and have not forgotten since.

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    The problem is that left and right are different depending on which direction you're facing on the ship.

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    • radix@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

      Between "port" "starboard" "right" and "left" only two of the words have the same number of letters.

      Left = Port

      For the once per year I have to think about this, that's my mnemonic.

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      You can also face forward and imagine the word "PISS" in the water.

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        It took me until this year to realize the port and starboard referred to what the ship was touching when docked. The left side goes to the port, the other side faces the stars.

        I felt so dumb that I had completed Black Flag 3 times and never picked up on this.

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          It took me until this year to realize the port and starboard referred to what the ship was touching when docked. The left side goes to the port, the other side faces the stars.

          I felt so dumb that I had completed Black Flag 3 times and never picked up on this.

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          Port used to be called larboard, and starboard is called that because it comes from middle English for "steering side", essentially. Not actually anything to do with stars. But the port thing is true, they had to dock to port on the left because of the steering oars.

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            You can also face forward and imagine the word "PISS" in the water.

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            Is that supposed to be an acronym? "Port Isn't Starboard, Stupid?"

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              Port and starboard are easy enough in a powerboat (of the type I am familiar with). Tie up port side, sit on starboard (steer board) side to steer.

              But what is most fun is remembering what direction in a channel one is travelling in an area where the channels merge.

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              Red right return

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                Is that supposed to be an acronym? "Port Isn't Starboard, Stupid?"

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                You could just imagine "PS", but I guess piss helps.

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                  The problem is that left and right are different depending on which direction you're facing on the ship.

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                  That's why it isn't right or left. That would be confusing.

                  Port is always left facing foward on the ship. It's on the right when looking towards the rear.

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                  • radix@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                    Between "port" "starboard" "right" and "left" only two of the words have the same number of letters.

                    Left = Port

                    For the once per year I have to think about this, that's my mnemonic.

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                    When you are standing in the center of the boat looking forward just remember. Boats are like women! They have PmS! Port (on the left), me (in the middle), Starboard (on the right)!

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                      Red right return

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                      Are we returning or leaving? Where did the channel end and the new one begin? I go through that enough for it to be a problem, but not enough to remember where they switch direction.

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                        Knew it! No one can remember that shit.

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                        Alphabetically, port comes before starboard. We read left to right...

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                          Red right return

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                          That's how I learnt - but I learnt in the US and it's the opposite here in Europe (Buoyage zone A I believe). Just for S&Gs I guess

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                            Are we returning or leaving? Where did the channel end and the new one begin? I go through that enough for it to be a problem, but not enough to remember where they switch direction.

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                            If you don’t know if you’re returning or leaving in a channel you really shouldn’t be there to begin with

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                              I still remember the pneumonic for “pool” in Spanish that a high school classmate came up with: La Piscina — Piss in a pool.

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                              • radix@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                                Between "port" "starboard" "right" and "left" only two of the words have the same number of letters.

                                Left = Port

                                For the once per year I have to think about this, that's my mnemonic.

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                                A related more general mnemonic works for the running lights too. Red has fewer letters than green, so it goes with left which has fewer letters than right and port which has fewer letters than starboard.

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                                  This is one the few things I can remember and I have literally no use for it.

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                                  I remember it but then question myself

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                                    You could just imagine "PS", but I guess piss helps.

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                                    I guess piss helps

                                    That's actually rarely the case in my experience. Generally, I mean.

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                                      Are we returning or leaving? Where did the channel end and the new one begin? I go through that enough for it to be a problem, but not enough to remember where they switch direction.

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                                      Because the other response was less than helpful, and I was curious myself, I found this great page!

                                      It explained a few types of markers and how to interpret them

                                      https://www.boaterexam.com/navigationrules/aids-to-navigation/

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                                        It took me until this year to realize the port and starboard referred to what the ship was touching when docked. The left side goes to the port, the other side faces the stars.

                                        I felt so dumb that I had completed Black Flag 3 times and never picked up on this.

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                                        Why would the stars only be to the right? Would the ship start tilting when you haul all the loot into port?

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