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  • snausagesinablanket@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

    A billion? The FBI currently has over 37,100 employees, including approximately 13,700 special agents and 20,100 professionals, who serve as intelligence analysts, linguists, surveillance specialists, engineers, computer scientists, financial analysts, and other professionals.

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    What to say, I am master at traumatizing FBI agents

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      What to say, I am master at traumatizing FBI agents

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      Traumatized a billion FBI agents across 27000 dimensions, good job!

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        Like Signal hasn't been hacked yet.

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        • rmdebarc_5@sh.itjust.worksR [email protected]
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          If he gets the sack and ends up on the street, it's all because of you, you know that.

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            Like Signal hasn't been hacked yet.

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            Signal can only be hacked in meatspace. It's totally end to end encrypted.

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              If he gets the sack and ends up on the street, it's all because of you, you know that.

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              Spooks are people too.

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                Signal can only be hacked in meatspace. It's totally end to end encrypted.

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                Still, most of bad stuff happening to people are not because something was hacked, but because someone leaked something. One person in a group chat would be enough.

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                  What to say, I am master at traumatizing FBI agents

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                  If I told you once, I told you a billion times never to exaggerate!

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                    Still, most of bad stuff happening to people are not because something was hacked, but because someone leaked something. One person in a group chat would be enough.

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                    Either that or they were using unofficial clients that had flaws

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                      Was ist denn das für ein süßer Fratz? Hat der wirklich so niedliche Fingerchen?

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                        Either that or they were using unofficial clients that had flaws

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                          Like Signal hasn't been hacked yet.

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                          Tell me you dont understand cybersec without telling me you dont understand cybersec

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                            Spooks are people too.

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                            Can't confirm or deny that.

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                            • snausagesinablanket@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                              A billion? The FBI currently has over 37,100 employees, including approximately 13,700 special agents and 20,100 professionals, who serve as intelligence analysts, linguists, surveillance specialists, engineers, computer scientists, financial analysts, and other professionals.

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                              We can infer that the OPs internet behaviour is and will be standard training material to weed out the weak-willed and easily tormented recruits for the next 100,000 years

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                                Add him to the group chat.

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                                  Was ist denn das für ein süßer Fratz? Hat der wirklich so niedliche Fingerchen?

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                                  Scheint ein echtes Bild zu sein. Wenn man nach “praying otter” sucht kriegt man sehr viele solcher Bilder: “🦦”

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                                    Tell me you dont understand cybersec without telling me you dont understand cybersec

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                                    Encryption can be hack you nutter.

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                                      Still, most of bad stuff happening to people are not because something was hacked, but because someone leaked something. One person in a group chat would be enough.

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                                      Yes, that's the meatspace hacking I'm talking about

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                                        Those are some cute little hands

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                                        • rmdebarc_5@sh.itjust.worksR [email protected]
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                                          The real question is how you managed to get your friends/family to switch to Signal

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