WMD

[rmdebarc_5@sh.itjust.works]

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[einfach_orangensaft@sh.itjust.works]

Also collecting intel about you and your surroundings in the following wave bands:

0.1Hz - 4kHz Gyroscope

20Hz - 40kHz Multiple microphones

220kHz Wireless charging controller

13.5MHz NFC

1GHz - 6GHz Wideband (airtags)

600MHz - 30GHz 5G Bands

2.4/5Ghz Wifi/Bt (mass SSID and beacon collection)

1100MHz to 1600MHz GPS

380THz Face ID and Cam focus aid

Did i miss something?

[sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works]

I call it *anti-*social media! (Give me the Pulitzer)

[jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

Ok boomer

[subarctictundra@lemmy.ml]

Not all in the same medium

[trickdacy@lemmy.world]

How is this a shitpost exactly?

[loomy@lemy.lol]

only android?

[indibrony@lemmy.world]

Yeah, all those bands going through the same psychic will kill them

[skarn@discuss.tchncs.de]

I'm 14 and this is deep.

[schildfrosch@feddit.org]

why don't you just let kids have fun?

[a_chilean_cyborg@feddit.cl]

peak android era.

[turret3857@infosec.pub]

this but seriously. Android 8-11 were peak. Feels like newer versions are just pussyfooting around while google just does ai bullshit