There's nothing better than the

[obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.world]

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[dumbass@leminal.space]

It's been a long time since someone called me that.

[mrpres@sh.itjust.works]

[tias@discuss.tchncs.de]

I'm Swedish and I have no idea what was occupying the mind of whoever made this sign

[obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.world]

I think it's like an IKEA Gunde chair where if you fart while sitting on it, it amplifies the sound.

[jerb322@lemmy.world]

Is this along the same line as a poop spoon? Or is it just a fancy toilet?

[saltnotsugar@lemm.ee]

Is it affordable or is it one of those “price upon request” things?

[thisisamanwhoknowshowtogling@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Ah, yes, the speed chair

[guyfawkes@midwest.social]

Poop spoon??? I’ve finally come to terms with the poop knife!!!

[bishma@discuss.tchncs.de]

Fart means speed in Swedish. This is an ad for meth.

[obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.world]

Love me some meth chair

[boreengreen@lemm.ee]

Looks like:
R used to be a P,
I was added,
C was messed with.

[thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org]

wait until you hear about the poop spork!

[stthicket@reddthat.com]

It's not the fart that kills, it's the smell

Fart = speed
Smell = crash (or bang)

[obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.world]

But spelled smäll.

[stthicket@reddthat.com]

True, but the quote is actually from the Norwegian rally legend Petter Solberg, so technically correctly spelled.

[obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.world]

Yeah that's technically true of course. But it's a well known fact that Norwegians can't spell, just as the danish can't speak properly and the finns can't go outside without a knife.

[jerb322@lemmy.world]

My bad, you're right. I just don't need one sooo....