Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Brand Logo

agnos.is Forums

  1. Home
  2. Lemmy Shitpost
  3. Thing makes noise wallet goes empty

Thing makes noise wallet goes empty

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Lemmy Shitpost
lemmyshitpost
66 Posts 45 Posters 0 Views
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • pp_boy_@lemmy.worldP [email protected]

    Literally me dealing with my car's worsening exhaust lean

    ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI This user is from outside of this forum
    ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI This user is from outside of this forum
    [email protected]
    wrote on last edited by
    #32

    My car in high school did this and I used a coat hanger. Worked really well until it didn't.

    1 Reply Last reply
    0
    • P [email protected]

      It's like learning a loved one is sick again.

      ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI This user is from outside of this forum
      ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI This user is from outside of this forum
      [email protected]
      wrote on last edited by
      #33

      "Again!? I really cannot afford this shit, babe!!!"

      1 Reply Last reply
      0
      • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

        The front fell off

        yuyarl@sh.itjust.worksY This user is from outside of this forum
        yuyarl@sh.itjust.worksY This user is from outside of this forum
        [email protected]
        wrote on last edited by
        #34

        So close to being 9front

        1 Reply Last reply
        0
        • R [email protected]

          That's why I drive an older gmc pickup

          Barely ever breaks and when it does it's stupid simple to work on

          Imagine owning a car newer than like 2010 lol that's for suckers

          heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH This user is from outside of this forum
          heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH This user is from outside of this forum
          [email protected]
          wrote on last edited by
          #35

          my cruise control keeps me from crashing into the car in front of me, in the fog. that alone is worth having a car newer than 2015.

          hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.comH R 2 Replies Last reply
          0
          • S [email protected]

            The violent rumbling is actually a relaxing massage.

            heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH This user is from outside of this forum
            heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH This user is from outside of this forum
            [email protected]
            wrote on last edited by
            #36

            ahh, my butt needed a glrbl on the wrbls

            1 Reply Last reply
            0
            • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
              This post did not contain any content.
              uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zoneU This user is from outside of this forum
              uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zoneU This user is from outside of this forum
              [email protected]
              wrote on last edited by [email protected]
              #37

              Sacramento Police department has a helicopter, Air One, that the department is super proud of. I live in a not-rich neighborhood where Air One likes to hang out and help which sometimes includes shouting inaudibly on the PA. Air One has its own webpage which is sometimes current about what it's doing, but not always.

              Air One also likes to fly low enough that we can hear the thumping of the rotors through our apartments. At 11pm on a school night. We know it doesn't have to because the rescue choppers zing by quietly on their way.

              And lately Air One has gotten, whinier. This loud screeee! that wasn't their before that makes me think something in the rotors is not sufficiently oiled, or something is about to fall apart. I wonder if Air One is soon going to make an unscheduled landing in my neighborhood.

              H K 2 Replies Last reply
              4
              • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                my cruise control keeps me from crashing into the car in front of me, in the fog. that alone is worth having a car newer than 2015.

                hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.comH This user is from outside of this forum
                hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.comH This user is from outside of this forum
                [email protected]
                wrote on last edited by
                #38

                You shouldn't be driving if you rely on stuff like that.

                heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH B 2 Replies Last reply
                2
                • hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.comH [email protected]

                  You shouldn't be driving if you rely on stuff like that.

                  heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH This user is from outside of this forum
                  heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH This user is from outside of this forum
                  [email protected]
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #39

                  how dare you use safety features

                  hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.comH 1 Reply Last reply
                  1
                  • uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zoneU [email protected]

                    Sacramento Police department has a helicopter, Air One, that the department is super proud of. I live in a not-rich neighborhood where Air One likes to hang out and help which sometimes includes shouting inaudibly on the PA. Air One has its own webpage which is sometimes current about what it's doing, but not always.

                    Air One also likes to fly low enough that we can hear the thumping of the rotors through our apartments. At 11pm on a school night. We know it doesn't have to because the rescue choppers zing by quietly on their way.

                    And lately Air One has gotten, whinier. This loud screeee! that wasn't their before that makes me think something in the rotors is not sufficiently oiled, or something is about to fall apart. I wonder if Air One is soon going to make an unscheduled landing in my neighborhood.

                    H This user is from outside of this forum
                    H This user is from outside of this forum
                    [email protected]
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #40

                    What kind of dystopian future is this?

                    K 1 Reply Last reply
                    1
                    • hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.comH [email protected]

                      You shouldn't be driving if you rely on stuff like that.

                      B This user is from outside of this forum
                      B This user is from outside of this forum
                      [email protected]
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #41

                      I understand, it could be useful in foggy situations. But preventing a crash should be the exception, not normal, even in fog!

                      1 Reply Last reply
                      0
                      • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
                        This post did not contain any content.
                        P This user is from outside of this forum
                        P This user is from outside of this forum
                        [email protected]
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #42

                        No noises after 105100km on my Toyota 🙂 (65000 miles for my fellow freedom lemmyers)

                        Z T D A 4 Replies Last reply
                        0
                        • lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.caL [email protected]

                          As a mechanic, you can pay me now to deal with it, or 10x as much if you ignore it.

                          B This user is from outside of this forum
                          B This user is from outside of this forum
                          [email protected]
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #43

                          As a “mechanic” myself, I can say: many people mean, if we wouldn’t have the TÜV (car inspection) every 2 years in Germany, they would neglect so much!
                          I’m talking, no oil change, no new tires, even with barely any profile left, no new brakes…

                          K rmuk@feddit.ukR 2 Replies Last reply
                          0
                          • P [email protected]

                            No noises after 105100km on my Toyota 🙂 (65000 miles for my fellow freedom lemmyers)

                            Z This user is from outside of this forum
                            Z This user is from outside of this forum
                            [email protected]
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #44

                            Do you follow the suggested service program?

                            P 1 Reply Last reply
                            0
                            • B [email protected]

                              As a “mechanic” myself, I can say: many people mean, if we wouldn’t have the TÜV (car inspection) every 2 years in Germany, they would neglect so much!
                              I’m talking, no oil change, no new tires, even with barely any profile left, no new brakes…

                              K This user is from outside of this forum
                              K This user is from outside of this forum
                              [email protected]
                              wrote on last edited by [email protected]
                              #45

                              Ist das beim TĂśV auch gestaffelt, dass Neuwagen noch nicht so oft mĂĽssen?

                              Bei uns in der Schweiz ist es typischerweise so 5, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2 Jahre. Aber wie immer sind wir zu föderalistisch, als dass es einheitlich wäre

                              B 1 Reply Last reply
                              1
                              • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                                my cruise control keeps me from crashing into the car in front of me, in the fog. that alone is worth having a car newer than 2015.

                                R This user is from outside of this forum
                                R This user is from outside of this forum
                                [email protected]
                                wrote on last edited by [email protected]
                                #46

                                That doesn't happen to me. Useless feature. My truck has 330000 kms on it and I've never crashed except offroading lol

                                My parents have new vehicles and these things are more distracting than they are useful

                                Literally all cruise control needs to do is maintain speed and be easily turned off

                                1 Reply Last reply
                                2
                                • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                                  how dare you use safety features

                                  hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.comH This user is from outside of this forum
                                  hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.comH This user is from outside of this forum
                                  [email protected]
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #47

                                  If you need an assist to not go straight into a car in front of you you're objectively a bad driver lol. If its foggy AF you slow down.

                                  heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH 1 Reply Last reply
                                  1
                                  • hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.comH [email protected]

                                    If you need an assist to not go straight into a car in front of you you're objectively a bad driver lol. If its foggy AF you slow down.

                                    heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH This user is from outside of this forum
                                    heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH This user is from outside of this forum
                                    [email protected]
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #48

                                    if you legitimately need me to explain to you how to use adas, i'd be delighted. y'all just be getting in arguments because you're upset i pay less for gas, insurance, repairs, and just about everything else for my car than you.

                                    hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.comH R 2 Replies Last reply
                                    0
                                    • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                                      if you legitimately need me to explain to you how to use adas, i'd be delighted. y'all just be getting in arguments because you're upset i pay less for gas, insurance, repairs, and just about everything else for my car than you.

                                      hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.comH This user is from outside of this forum
                                      hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.comH This user is from outside of this forum
                                      [email protected]
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #49

                                      My last car was a tiny 20 year old 1.1 shitbox that cost me ÂŁ300 a year in insurance and cost me ÂŁ400 in spare parts over 3 years of ownership and I could get 200-250 miles off a ÂŁ30 tank of petrol but ok. I also had zero incidents driving in all of those years in a car thats most advanced piece of cabin technology was a tape deck.

                                      1 Reply Last reply
                                      0
                                      • B [email protected]

                                        As a “mechanic” myself, I can say: many people mean, if we wouldn’t have the TÜV (car inspection) every 2 years in Germany, they would neglect so much!
                                        I’m talking, no oil change, no new tires, even with barely any profile left, no new brakes…

                                        rmuk@feddit.ukR This user is from outside of this forum
                                        rmuk@feddit.ukR This user is from outside of this forum
                                        [email protected]
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #50

                                        Same in the UK. We have an annual MOT tests and even with that some drivers let their cars slide so much.

                                        1 Reply Last reply
                                        1
                                        • lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.caL [email protected]

                                          As a mechanic, you can pay me now to deal with it, or 10x as much if you ignore it.

                                          A This user is from outside of this forum
                                          A This user is from outside of this forum
                                          [email protected]
                                          wrote on last edited by [email protected]
                                          #51

                                          It would help if there wasn’t a tendency for mechanics to fleece people who don’t understand cars. When I looked like a young woman, huge difference in the way I was treated - I needed to bring my dad.

                                          Hell, the entire industry seems to be built on fleecing people. My stepdad was a finance guy for dealerships and he would fuck over anyone, friends and family included.

                                          I’d love to opt out of car ownership entirely, but that’s literally the only way I can get to work. Need to pay a dickload to maintain the thing that gets me paid.

                                          1 Reply Last reply
                                          2
                                          Reply
                                          • Reply as topic
                                          Log in to reply
                                          • Oldest to Newest
                                          • Newest to Oldest
                                          • Most Votes


                                          • Login

                                          • Login or register to search.
                                          • First post
                                            Last post
                                          0
                                          • Categories
                                          • Recent
                                          • Tags
                                          • Popular
                                          • World
                                          • Users
                                          • Groups