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Might be time to find another job

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  • B [email protected]

    Don't give me ideas... I love spicy stuff, and it has been a pretty good deterrent in of itself from having my foodstuffs stolen. So two birds with one stone...

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    Make it then, I found it a really nice addition to pizza, adds spice and a bit of sweetness

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    • R [email protected]

      Stop stealing their stuff, scumbag.

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      #125

      Exactly. This is a reaction to people being antisocial to begin with.

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      • vieuxqueb@lemmy.caV [email protected]

        A guy was drinking and eating people's food at a job I had.

        One day someone peed in a pepsi can and put it back in the fridge.

        Later the guy comes out of the kitchen screaming he's gonna punch whoever did that.

        The Big boss comes out of his office and asks him why he drank someone else open can? And when he almost got calm the boss told him to leave and never come back, since he said he would hit someone and that taking sips out of others drinks was unsanitary.

        It was soooo funny to see him leave in rage, hit the store sign and hurt himself doing so.

        The guy who peed in the can was scared to lose his job. The boss told him "next time to come to me before taking drastic actions" and all was swell.

        In the end it was a beautiful day!

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        The guy who peed in the can was scared to lose his job

        It was a fucked up thing he did, but it did give all of you a really funny story to share. Except for the piss-drinker, he's not sharing that with anyone if he can help it.

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          I kind of do. One of the managers hides supplies we need because we "use too much of it" or something and it affects the budget. We need to ask her for the supplies if we need it. So, I just stopped doing the work that requires those supplies. Her precious budget is safe.

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            Just poke a hole in the side, steal what you need, and tape it shut.

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            • S [email protected]

              Just leave a decoy bottle laced with large amounts of sleep medication and laxatives. Sit back. Watch the shitshow unfold.

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              Tragedy at the container port as a box crane operator falls asleep, shits himself and drops a container of deel straight through the hull of the Ever Given. 8 million high-end graphics cards and playstations were destroyed by seawater.

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              • ohstopyellingatme@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

                Or one guy keeps bringing in milk, and another guy keeps locking that guy’s milk.

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                What kind of maniac takes another man's milk hostage?

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                • unitydevice@lemmy.zipU [email protected]

                  The guy who peed in the can was scared to lose his job

                  It was a fucked up thing he did, but it did give all of you a really funny story to share. Except for the piss-drinker, he's not sharing that with anyone if he can help it.

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                  Would I know what it tasted like if it were in a Pepsi can?

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                  • Z [email protected]

                    this is indicative of a much larger problem(distrust amongst coworkers)

                    The scope of the problem is much much larger: the entire fucking culture IMO, assuming you are in the USA because I am and it sure sounds like you're talking about this place.

                    I think it goes beyond distrust though. It is a lack of respect for human dignity (which leads to lack of respect for oneself) and for just being decent to one another so we can all enjoy our time on Earth a little bit more.

                    I have made a couple trips to Sweden of all places, and it's wild seeing things like real glasses and silverware being available for any schmuck to use in a restaurant/airport/workplace. And then people put them in the dishwasher or return them to the kitchen when done! Little things like that seem so minor until you think about the deep seated issues it is revealing.

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                    Never going to Sweden if I have to fucking leave after

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                    • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                      Fr.

                      If you're gonna drink skim, save money and use water.

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                      It’s semi-skimmed and it’s the best milk.

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                      • B [email protected]

                        I literally had this argument with the coworker who would eat other people’s food:

                        “ did you eat my fucking sandwich??”

                        “Oh. It was yours?”

                        “Why the fuck would you do that??”

                        “Well i didn’t know it was yours”

                        “But you knew for certain it wasn’t YOURS, since you didn’t make and bring it!”

                        “People should label stuff if they don’t want it to get eaten”

                        Most frustrating person i ever met. Laziest fuck ever too. This guy couldn’t walk without dragging his feet

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                        We have to label things so they can get eaten.
                        We literally have a "this is communist milk, it's for everyone".

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                        • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                          please don't kink shame

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                          It’s not the kink, but the table manners that I shame.

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                          • daggermoon@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                            I kind of do. One of the managers hides supplies we need because we "use too much of it" or something and it affects the budget. We need to ask her for the supplies if we need it. So, I just stopped doing the work that requires those supplies. Her precious budget is safe.

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                            This woman is a nightmare, her name is Susan, and Susan recently started swallowing the supplies and we have to wait for her to poop them out if we want to use them. And as if that wasn't bad enough she makes us talk her out for a walk whenever we want anything. Yesterday I took Susan for a walk and had to wait ten minutes for her to shit out a stapler.

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                            • weirdgoespro@lemmy.dbzer0.comW [email protected]

                              It’s not the kink, but the table manners that I shame.

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                              hwhat table?

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                                The wasted space bothers me more. If I am bringing milk for my own coffee, I decant it into a small container. If bringing lunch that needs refrigerated, I take it out of the insulated lunch bag before putting it in the refrigerator! I see huge insulated lunch bags in there, are you literally insulating it against refrigeration, and do you need to take up a cubic foot for your sandwich and apple?

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                                • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                                  hwhat table?

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                                  Exactly.

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                                  • naich@lemmings.worldN [email protected]

                                    How about fixing the problem by having the management provide free milk? It's about a pound a day for them and everyone is happier.

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                                    My office provides free milk, but they some times don’t refill it for days, so whether you’ll have milk for your coffee becomes a gamble and then people get pissed when it’s not there. My solution is to just buy or bring my coffee with milk before work and drink tea at work (don’t take milk).

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                                    • B [email protected]

                                      I literally had this argument with the coworker who would eat other people’s food:

                                      “ did you eat my fucking sandwich??”

                                      “Oh. It was yours?”

                                      “Why the fuck would you do that??”

                                      “Well i didn’t know it was yours”

                                      “But you knew for certain it wasn’t YOURS, since you didn’t make and bring it!”

                                      “People should label stuff if they don’t want it to get eaten”

                                      Most frustrating person i ever met. Laziest fuck ever too. This guy couldn’t walk without dragging his feet

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                                      Put rocks in it and if they complain about their broken teeth you tell that you're trying to fix your mineral deficiency.

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                                      • cheers_queers@lemmy.zipC [email protected]

                                        Someone emptied my lunchbox and left it on the counter, i've had a padlock on it ever since.

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                                        You can buy bags with fake mold, but people will probably see it and throw your food in the trash, so I don't think it really helps.

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                                          So glad I live 5 minutes from work and can go home for lunch. Mostly it's to see the dog but it's also nice not worrying about this crap.

                                          I only ever use our group's mini fridge in our cubicle for a seltzer I drink at the end of the day. Even that is a chaotic fridge filled with rotting food and too many condiments and creamers. I just put a can in to cool in the morning and take it out to drink by the end of the day.

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