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there's no escape! brew another cup!

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    Developer: Kill me if you must but i've turned the wheel into a modular service called systemd-wheel

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    GNOME developer: "Stop forcing us to use wheels! Why can't you just import GTK in your project?"

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      unjerk: pretty bold to compare software to a wheel. it's more so like some roughly rollable shape which is why some people think they can make it more rollable, and yes those people fail from time to time

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      Yes, let's not reinvent any wheels to save time and money. What? Why do you have to use three different screens from two different applications to get the information you need for one shipment invoice? Because we didn't reinvent any wheels. You're welcome.

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        Does the wheel fall under any cumbersome non free licenses or patents? If I want to modify this wheel to suit my needs, then share that work and information with others, am I free to do so?

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          Sure wheel 7 and wheel 10 were Ok, but wheel 11 is crap.

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            Joke's on you, the wheel was reinvented plenty of times.

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              All those wheels made without any unit tests. What was humanity thinking?

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                Does the wheel fall under any cumbersome non free licenses or patents? If I want to modify this wheel to suit my needs, then share that work and information with others, am I free to do so?

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                The wheel is Open Domain and does not belong to anyone.

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                  "Or as I've recently taken to calling it, saw plus trap"

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                    As if I don't have a stash of previously reinvented wheels to choose from in my personal code. Buuuut, who can resist reinventing the wheel for the 25th time?

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                      One of the worst parts about this is that I would never have thought about reinventing it until he told me not to.

                      Bloody reverse psychology still working on me. 😠

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                        Yes, let's not reinvent any wheels to save time and money. What? Why do you have to use three different screens from two different applications to get the information you need for one shipment invoice? Because we didn't reinvent any wheels. You're welcome.

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                        The wheel doesn't need to be reinvented, meanwhile a certain wheel is pushing for the complete removal of adblocks in its extensions.

                        Probably not fair to equate that piece of software as a wheel, or better yet, let's just reinvent it with the Adblock.

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                          Does the wheel fall under any cumbersome non free licenses or patents? If I want to modify this wheel to suit my needs, then share that work and information with others, am I free to do so?

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                          If I want to modify this wheel to suit my needs

                          Steepled fingers

                          Evil laughing

                          Another victim!!!

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                            Yes, let's not reinvent any wheels to save time and money. What? Why do you have to use three different screens from two different applications to get the information you need for one shipment invoice? Because we didn't reinvent any wheels. You're welcome.

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                            Why do you have to use three different screens from two different applications to get the information you need for one shipment invoice? Because we didn’t reinvent any wheels everyone has a bespoke wheel design and there's no interoperability or uniform interface.

                            FTFY

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                              But it doesn't conform to every cars specifications! A new standard must be invented!

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                                We'd rather re-create reality where we know everything rather than taking the time to learn how to use a system someone else wrote.

                                IT and DevOPS does this too.

                                I worked with a group once that re-invented XML so that non-technical people could create text-based rules instead of writing code. But it ended up with a somewhat rigid naming structure with control characters and delimiters. The non technical people hated it more the actual XML they had used prior.

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                                • U [email protected]

                                  unjerk: pretty bold to compare software to a wheel. it's more so like some roughly rollable shape which is why some people think they can make it more rollable, and yes those people fail from time to time

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                                  The wheel of the metaphor-of-thing-as-wheel exists and is widely understood, but apparently needed to be reinvented as a metaphor involving a roughly rollable shape?

                                  Challenge failed.

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                                    We'd rather re-create reality where we know everything rather than taking the time to learn how to use a system someone else wrote.

                                    IT and DevOPS does this too.

                                    I worked with a group once that re-invented XML so that non-technical people could create text-based rules instead of writing code. But it ended up with a somewhat rigid naming structure with control characters and delimiters. The non technical people hated it more the actual XML they had used prior.

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                                    You're talking about YAML? /s

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                                    • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

                                      Why do you have to use three different screens from two different applications to get the information you need for one shipment invoice? Because we didn’t reinvent any wheels everyone has a bespoke wheel design and there's no interoperability or uniform interface.

                                      FTFY

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                                      It's been a long time. At some point people need to abandon this idea that all needs and wants must align exactly so that we can have only one standard. I understand the pull for it, but it's not realistic.

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                                        You're talking about YAML? /s

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                                        LOL. not far off

                                        They started out with something close to YAML. As the project moved forward, they found out they needed to represent logic with interlinked sections. They needed section 3, point a to link back to section 1 point 3, sub point 2. So they toyed with some assembly-like operations. Then they needed some inheritance. They really just slowly re-implemented the common applications of xml one at a time, it just had less brackets and <> symbols when they were done.

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                                          What do you mean developer? As soon as I got a dock so I could actually use my steam deck like a desktop, I started experimenting with everything!

                                          Obviously, I would never escape that trap...

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                                          2025 is the Year of the Desktop Reinvented Wheel.

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