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Drinks shouldn’t be chewed

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    I was gonna say, what if you think of it as a stew

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    soups make me angry sometimes, what am i supposed to do? swallow? chew? there's so little to chew, and yet i can't just swallow? >:|

    same goes for yogurt, brain senses thickness, tells me to chew, but there is nothing to chew??? >:|

    and with boba tea, one chew is enough to pop the balls, but one chew doesn't pop all of them, so 90% of my mouth is liquid and yet i can't swallow until everything is popped >:|

    basically the only half drink - half foods i respect are stews, because those have enough food to chew normally, and the soup part is basically like a lot of sauce

    .... how did my parents miss my neurodivergence i have no idea

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    • phudgins@lemmy.worldP [email protected]

      What if “boba” is code for bugs?

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      Goopy chewy drinks bad

      Crunchy chewy drinks good

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      • phudgins@lemmy.worldP [email protected]

        What if “boba” is code for bugs?

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        Not autistic but yeah I hate them. If they weren't so sticky it'd be better...

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          Goopy chewy drinks bad

          Crunchy chewy drinks good

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          For a second, I couldn’t think of anything crunchy and then I thought about the Oreos blizzard And I was like you’re goddamn right, but to be fair I don’t mind Boba either

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            soups make me angry sometimes, what am i supposed to do? swallow? chew? there's so little to chew, and yet i can't just swallow? >:|

            same goes for yogurt, brain senses thickness, tells me to chew, but there is nothing to chew??? >:|

            and with boba tea, one chew is enough to pop the balls, but one chew doesn't pop all of them, so 90% of my mouth is liquid and yet i can't swallow until everything is popped >:|

            basically the only half drink - half foods i respect are stews, because those have enough food to chew normally, and the soup part is basically like a lot of sauce

            .... how did my parents miss my neurodivergence i have no idea

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            how did my parents miss my neurodivergence i have no idea

            90% of the time it's willful ignorance. That or (assuming you're in the US) not having the means to pay for treatment, so it's easier to not get a diagnosis in the first place.

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              soups make me angry sometimes, what am i supposed to do? swallow? chew? there's so little to chew, and yet i can't just swallow? >:|

              same goes for yogurt, brain senses thickness, tells me to chew, but there is nothing to chew??? >:|

              and with boba tea, one chew is enough to pop the balls, but one chew doesn't pop all of them, so 90% of my mouth is liquid and yet i can't swallow until everything is popped >:|

              basically the only half drink - half foods i respect are stews, because those have enough food to chew normally, and the soup part is basically like a lot of sauce

              .... how did my parents miss my neurodivergence i have no idea

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              What do you feel about using mouthwash? (Like the kind that doesn't hurt and doesn't have a bad flavor.) You keep it in your mouth without chewing and without swallowing

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              • spankmonkey@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                A good fruity drink with chunks of fruit to chew is awesome! I also like to kinda chew on the ice in a slushie, not like rough ice chunks but compacted slush.

                Boba tea doesn't gross me out, but the balls don't appeal to me either. Just extra stuff that adds nothing fun.

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                There's so many different types of boba "balls", and even the "same" ones have different textures and flavours depending on the boba shop you buy from!

                Many boba shops (at least the ones here in HK) also offer an incredible selection of different things you can have in your drink in place of just tapioca pearls, stuff like grass jelly, aloe vera, agar jelly, basil seeds, red beans, pudding, and the list goes on.

                I'm sure you'll be able to find something from boba shops that tickles your fancy, even if it's just fruit tea with coconut jelly chunks.

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                • phudgins@lemmy.worldP [email protected]

                  What if “boba” is code for bugs?

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                  Wait

                  Who is chewing their drinks and why haven't they died from something horribly toxic

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                  • J [email protected]

                    Boba is code for boobs.

                    borrowed from Chinese (Beijing) bōbà, name for the large tapioca balls found in the tea, perhaps literally, "large breasts, large-breasted woman"

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                    open boba

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                    • phudgins@lemmy.worldP [email protected]

                      What if “boba” is code for bugs?

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                      i fucking LOVE aloe vera drinks with little chunks of it in them

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                      • phudgins@lemmy.worldP [email protected]

                        What if “boba” is code for bugs?

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                        We go to boba tea shops several times a week. I just order them without boba. It’s just a smooth tasty drink.

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                        • hatchetharo@pawb.socialH [email protected]

                          There's so many different types of boba "balls", and even the "same" ones have different textures and flavours depending on the boba shop you buy from!

                          Many boba shops (at least the ones here in HK) also offer an incredible selection of different things you can have in your drink in place of just tapioca pearls, stuff like grass jelly, aloe vera, agar jelly, basil seeds, red beans, pudding, and the list goes on.

                          I'm sure you'll be able to find something from boba shops that tickles your fancy, even if it's just fruit tea with coconut jelly chunks.

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                          No, I don't think I will. It really does fall in the category of just not wanting flavor balls in my liquid drink, the whole concept is unappealing to me outside of liquids with more texture like blended fruit. Fruit chunks in that are great!

                          Yes, I tried over a dozen times already because my daughter loves boba tea. It just isn't my thing.

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                            What if “boba” is code for bugs?

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                            "textured drinks"

                            hang on lemme get some dirt real quick I wanna test something

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                              Goopy chewy drinks bad

                              Crunchy chewy drinks good

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                              youre lucky I value your opinion too much to downvote it because CRUNCHY DRINK???!?

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                              • phudgins@lemmy.worldP [email protected]

                                What if “boba” is code for bugs?

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                                Me but it's spicy drinks. Fuck you gimme spice and a drink and also the fake spice sucks give me peppers or good sauce.

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                                • spankmonkey@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                  No, I don't think I will. It really does fall in the category of just not wanting flavor balls in my liquid drink, the whole concept is unappealing to me outside of liquids with more texture like blended fruit. Fruit chunks in that are great!

                                  Yes, I tried over a dozen times already because my daughter loves boba tea. It just isn't my thing.

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                                  I did list a whole bunch of things that aren't balls but hey, I don't mind if boba's not everyone's cup of tea, because that means more for me!

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                                  • salty_chief@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                    Not sure if being autistic matters in this instance. My wife will not eat grits due to texture but I do enjoy some buttery grits.

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                                    This is the Internet. We're all self-diagnosed autistic/ADHD here. You wouldn't get it, neurotypical

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                                      how did my parents miss my neurodivergence i have no idea

                                      90% of the time it's willful ignorance. That or (assuming you're in the US) not having the means to pay for treatment, so it's easier to not get a diagnosis in the first place.

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                                      i am not in the US no, thank god for that, i think my parents just went full "everyone is like that :))))"

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                                      • beebabe@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

                                        The tapioca…I weirdly like it. Except I choke on it. I love the tea itself. I don’t love choking on it, but I forget the tapioca is in there half the time.

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                                        the choking is the best part

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                                          What do you feel about using mouthwash? (Like the kind that doesn't hurt and doesn't have a bad flavor.) You keep it in your mouth without chewing and without swallowing

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                                          yeah but i go wshnshwshwshwsh with the liquid back and forth in my mouth so it's fine

                                          the part that my brain apparently has a problem with is - if for swallowing and not watery -> must chew. so when it's mostly watery but not exactly i get both "chew" and "just drink it" signals which is >:|

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