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    It really doesn't though

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      The bar is full of "nutrittton" how could it be AI? šŸ˜‚

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        The bar is full of "nutrittton" how could it be AI? šŸ˜‚

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          It really doesn't though

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            The bar is full of "nutrittton" how could it be AI? šŸ˜‚

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            It says ā€œnutritionā€, but the quality of the photo makes the dot of the i’s blend to the body. But there are only three vertical lines (representing ā€œitiā€).

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              WTH is this pic?

              Who holds a chocolate bar like that?

              Who would have such a piece of finger nail?

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              Judging by his fingernails being so dirty, I’m guessing he’s a tradesperson. Tradespeople tend to damage/chip/break nails. As for the odd thumb position, I’m guessing he initially was holding it looking at the back, and turned his hand to show the front a bit for the photo, leading to the awkward thumb position.

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                I'll give you a pass because it's a blurry image, but it does not say 'nutrittion'

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                  this looks slopped / i can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few slops in my time.

                  I can't believe they stole the work of the hard working Flaming Anus artists in order to AI generate a bite mark into it and claim their place in the c/lemmyshitpost hall of fame. smhing my head.

                  /s (maybe google for 3 seconds before trying to start an AI witchhunt.)

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                    Hey, long time no see!

                    But no. It's food. Not torture.

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                    speak for yourself, some of us are doing self harm.

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                      Love Dave's Insanity. But Dave's Ultimate Insanity is my favorite to date. Da Bomb Beyond Insanity was never meant to be used the way Hot Ones does. There was a behind the scenes at their factory and the owner said it's intention was for adding to chili or soups, one drop at a time.

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                      For sure on Da Bomb. I'm from Kansas City near where it's made and have been using it since 1999. It tastes bad on its own but works great to make other things hot. I keep it around (ground zero) to ad to other hot sauce and salsa and ketchup bottles and Sriracha and BBQ sauce I buy and to ad to soups and chili to make them spicy. It's great for adding heat to stuff that tastes good. Dave's is just tasty and goes right on sandwiches and stuff.

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                      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

                        Ah, well then, we are actually fairly close in terms of physical location, I'm currently in South Dakota, hahaha!

                        Not from there originally, long story.

                        I could never handle that schedule though, sheesh!

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                        Oh, the schedule is great. We get beds and sleep when not running calls. Have a kitchen to cook in and a living room type area with recliners. We train and stay busy till 5pm. After that we mainly just chill out and do what we want when we aren't running a call. Usually get woke up once a night on average. Usually a medical call or a lift assist for an old person who's fallen and can't get up at night. But every time I get off work I'm on "a four day weekend". It's awesome.

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                          There are worse experiences.

                          One Chip challenge was no big deal to me. 9M Scoville Lil Nitro Gummy was much hotter but I did it without regret. 16M Scoville CaJohns Trouble Bubble bubble gum felt like it was roughly the same heat as the gummy. I completed the challenge blowing a bubble, but soon after started puking lava. There was regret. šŸ˜„

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                          Trouble bubble is another one of those BS lies. Pure capsaicin is 16 million scoville. The gum uses a tiny amount of it in the gum. It's the smallest added ingredient in the gum. Diluted from the gum it's nowhere near 16 million scoville anymore. They still left it extremely hot, but nowhere near 16 million. I'm surprised it made you vomit since you don't swallow much of the heat juice. Make your lips hurt though from blowing that bubble.

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                            I'm not eating any food that advertises what it will do to your asshole. We're adults here, you can just say it's hot. You don't have to say "We are very proud of the way our product will absolutely Sept 11th the hole you shit from." It's not necessary to bring my asshole into this.

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                            Ok but what about a soothing breeze anus chocolate bar?

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                              It's the dog thing. Chocolate can be toxic for them.

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                              Gonna be a fuckin painful exit for this mouse it seems.

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                                Lost a plant with peppers on it? I wonder what OG was eating that.

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                                Well I didn't lose it, it just got FUBARed by something big. Either landed on it or tried to take it away. All peppers gone too, right when they were starting to turn red šŸ˜ž

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                                • absgeeknz@lemmy.nzA [email protected]

                                  No, plenty of main dishes are spicy/sweet.

                                  There also desserts and sweets that are spicy/sweet. There are some snacks that are essentially sweetened spicy fish...

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                                  I know main dishes are spicy sweet. I just said I dont like sweet desserts and candy and similar.

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                                    Oh, the schedule is great. We get beds and sleep when not running calls. Have a kitchen to cook in and a living room type area with recliners. We train and stay busy till 5pm. After that we mainly just chill out and do what we want when we aren't running a call. Usually get woke up once a night on average. Usually a medical call or a lift assist for an old person who's fallen and can't get up at night. But every time I get off work I'm on "a four day weekend". It's awesome.

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                                    That does sound fun, honestly.

                                    I'd been able to do things like that a decade ago, long term camping trips, multi day paintball excursions...

                                    Unfortunately, later on, I ended up getting assaulted and crippled, so now my life is mostly full time PT, interspersed with shitposting on lemmy, lol.

                                    So yeah... I very fundamentally would not be able to keep up with that anymore, but it does still sound appealing, and honestly just gives me more determination to dedicate toward my PT... progress is slow, and painful, but the progress is also real.

                                    Was in a wheelchair a year+ ago. Got to being able to use a cane and braces. Now I'm at the point where I can actually ditch either the cane or the braces for a decent amount of time.

                                    Gotta just keep keeping with it.

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                                      Trouble bubble is another one of those BS lies. Pure capsaicin is 16 million scoville. The gum uses a tiny amount of it in the gum. It's the smallest added ingredient in the gum. Diluted from the gum it's nowhere near 16 million scoville anymore. They still left it extremely hot, but nowhere near 16 million. I'm surprised it made you vomit since you don't swallow much of the heat juice. Make your lips hurt though from blowing that bubble.

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                                      I'm not sure how the Scoville system measures it exactly since of course no pepper or anything else is going to be pure capsaicin. Is it based on the number of milligrams of capsaicin within a serving or what? Certainly a tiny sliver of Carolina Reaper is different than eating the whole thing but it's considered a 2.2M pepper regardless.

                                      In any event I've eaten straight reapers and done the 2022 One Chip challenge - the blue tongue one - without issue. The Lil Nitro gummy is way, way hotter than a reaper or the One Chip challenge, and the Trouble Bubble seemed about the same as the Lil Nitro gummy and its the only thing I've ever eaten that got a reaction out of me so I wouldn't call it BS. Can your taste buds really distinguish between an unnatural 9M or 16M scoville anyway? The gum is devious in that you have to chew it a long time to get the sugar out of it and make it pliable enough to blow a bubble. You make and swallow a lot of saliva filled with lava during that time. I'm sure that's what made me puke. Whatever it's rating should be - if the 16M is inaccurate - there's nothing mild about it. I can guarantee you eat it and you won't call it BS. šŸ˜„

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                                        I'm not sure how the Scoville system measures it exactly since of course no pepper or anything else is going to be pure capsaicin. Is it based on the number of milligrams of capsaicin within a serving or what? Certainly a tiny sliver of Carolina Reaper is different than eating the whole thing but it's considered a 2.2M pepper regardless.

                                        In any event I've eaten straight reapers and done the 2022 One Chip challenge - the blue tongue one - without issue. The Lil Nitro gummy is way, way hotter than a reaper or the One Chip challenge, and the Trouble Bubble seemed about the same as the Lil Nitro gummy and its the only thing I've ever eaten that got a reaction out of me so I wouldn't call it BS. Can your taste buds really distinguish between an unnatural 9M or 16M scoville anyway? The gum is devious in that you have to chew it a long time to get the sugar out of it and make it pliable enough to blow a bubble. You make and swallow a lot of saliva filled with lava during that time. I'm sure that's what made me puke. Whatever it's rating should be - if the 16M is inaccurate - there's nothing mild about it. I can guarantee you eat it and you won't call it BS. šŸ˜„

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                                        Scoville is measured by blending or breaking down what the capsaicin is in and analyzing what percentage of that is made of capsaicin. Pure capsaicin is 16,000,000 scoville. Half capsaicin is 8,000,000 scoville, and so on. Since the gum has like 8 ingredients in it and the ingredients are legally required to be listed in order of amount the food contains, and the pepper extract is listed as the 8th ingredient, the absolute highest scoville the gum could have is 2,000,000 and that's only if all 8 ingredients were in equal amounts, which is pretty much a zero chance. In all likelihood the gum is between 300,000 and 800,000 if I were to make agood guess of it.

                                        They must be kind of inconsistent with the chips and the nitro gummy bear, because when I did the nitro gummy it was a lot less hot than when I did the chip.

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                                          That does sound fun, honestly.

                                          I'd been able to do things like that a decade ago, long term camping trips, multi day paintball excursions...

                                          Unfortunately, later on, I ended up getting assaulted and crippled, so now my life is mostly full time PT, interspersed with shitposting on lemmy, lol.

                                          So yeah... I very fundamentally would not be able to keep up with that anymore, but it does still sound appealing, and honestly just gives me more determination to dedicate toward my PT... progress is slow, and painful, but the progress is also real.

                                          Was in a wheelchair a year+ ago. Got to being able to use a cane and braces. Now I'm at the point where I can actually ditch either the cane or the braces for a decent amount of time.

                                          Gotta just keep keeping with it.

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                                          Wow. I'm sorry that happened to you. Hell of a life setback, but congratulations on all the improvements you've gotten back so far. Keep that shit going. Id hate not being able to go camping and fishing, so you gotta get that back.

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