Only in Germany
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"You gonna finish that cigarette? Can I have it?"
Twos on that mate?
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What we call raw ham in Europe is just a method of preparing ham without cooking. It is salted and dried for month. Very safe.
Ok, but that's still weird in my mind. That's not raw, that's preserved.
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I don't get it, what is this? Is this some kind of reference to something?
"Last meal" is what you eat before being executed: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_meal
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Ok, but that's still weird in my mind. That's not raw, that's preserved.
Let me introduce you to Mettbrötchen.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mett
Mett is raw minced pork meat, and it is delicious. You just need good food saftey standards.
If you have a "eeeeeew" gut reaction about eating raw pork - that's how I felt hearing about sushi the first time. It's mostly about what you're used to.
Sushi and Mett, they are both quite safe to eat here in Germany. Of course there's always some minor remaining risk, but that's a looooot smaller than the risk of getting ran over by a car on my way to the store.
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So, Bavaria is Germany’s version of Montreal or Florida?
No, that would be the entirety of east Germany.
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I've seen it being compared to Texas before and - from a non-American point of view - that seems pretty accurate.
Aren't Texans originally German settlers anyway?
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Twos on that mate?
I remember a time doing fours on a cig lol
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Is it good bread?
Probably depends on the standards you're used to. For germans it may be okayish at best, for americans it might be the best bread they've ever tasted.
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Aren't Texans originally German settlers anyway?
No. The original "settlement" (aka stealing land from and genociding indigenous people) of what is today Texas was done by the Spanish.
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In my town there ist one restaurant which offers this as smoker’s breakfast, including coffee.
In Germany that's called a hooker's breakfast.
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Replace the water with coffee and it's the European breakfast in its purest form.
continental breakfast? should be a croissant.
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wrote last edited by [email protected]That’s almost like the old ”Finnish Breakfast Meme” but a healthier version.
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Reminds me of the "Poachers Plate (free)" for small kids having some food from their parents order.
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Twos on that mate?
wrote last edited by [email protected]I hated that guy. Fuck off and buy your own fags!!
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continental breakfast? should be a croissant.
Or so the French would have you believe
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1 cigarette for a €1? That seems like a deal.
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That's not Germany that's Bavaria. Come on, every country has that one part full of crazy people that you don't want to compare the whole country to.
In my hometown up in the north, there was a students pub that offered a "whore's breakfast" ("Nuttenfrühstück") that was just a cup of coffee and a cig, so....
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1 cigarette for a €1? That seems like a deal.
Cigarettes have become more expensive but right now they're at 9 € for 22 pcs. So less than 50c a piece.
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No, that would be the entirety of east Germany.
I'd say Germanys east is more like the flyover states in the US:
Used to be full of high payed industry jobs that were moved overseas (or Westgermany) and now it's nothing but hopelessness, crumbling infrastructure, meth, and faschists...
