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All I Want for Christmas Is You

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    I was in France the other day and a restaurant on the beach started playing it. Not sure they understood English around there. You’d think they’d know the word Christmas though.

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    They only pretend not to understand English. Because they don’t want to talk to you.

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      Are we still doing this? Aren’t all shopping malls pretty much either dead or done with the Karen bullshit?

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        Already got Christmas stuff up to sell at the local hobby lobby.

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          Stop. It's spooky season first.

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            Stop. It's spooky season first.

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            MC is horror for me.

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              Stop. It's spooky season first.

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              It's decorative gourd season, motherfuckers!

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                Several shops here are already sticking Christmas things

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                  Oh no.

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                    Stop. It's spooky season first.

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                    Are we shortening Turkey season again?

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                      Oh no.

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                      Indeed oh no

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                        She’s entered the warm liquid goo thawing phase

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                          damn global warming has made this process start earlier every year

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                          At this point idk if I should laugh or cry

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                            Fuck off, I hate Christmas.

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                              Fuck off, I hate Christmas.

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                              ebenezer scrooge over here

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                                everytime i post mariah carey in the music community she gets downvoted 😞

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                                  Someone ran the audio of All I Want For Christmas through an audio-to-midi converter, and then played that back with only a piano instrument. The results are hilarious:

                                  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhwfdC9Zqyk

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                                    Thus begins a terrifying 3 month reign of terror before she abruptly returns to hibernation for the next thawing.

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                                      everytime i post mariah carey in the music community she gets downvoted 😞

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                                      She's an exceptionally talented singer, her ability to hit notes higher than anyone else that's ever been recorded is really fucking cool. And she's got some really great songs (Someday, Emotions, Fantasy, Dreamlover, Always Be My Baby). But the fucking christmas song is definitely not one of them!

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                                        She's an exceptionally talented singer, her ability to hit notes higher than anyone else that's ever been recorded is really fucking cool. And she's got some really great songs (Someday, Emotions, Fantasy, Dreamlover, Always Be My Baby). But the fucking christmas song is definitely not one of them!

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                                        I'm just going to say it, I kind of like her Christmas song, just hearing it once or twice around Christmas is fine (for me).

                                        I don't listen to radio or watch (cable) TV, so I don't get bombarded with Christmas songs. It's like one of those hipster beers with ingredients like strawberry short cake, in small doses it's fine.

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                                          Several shops here are already sticking Christmas things

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                                          Thank god in the Netherlands we first have to have the zwartepieten discussie.

                                          For anyone out of the loop this is a tradition that is changing but some boomers get really mad about changing it.

                                          https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zwarte_Piet

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