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    is "direct sunlight" a code word for families at Shoneys?

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    They wanna drive a wooden stake through my heart for pulling my cock out at the Toronto blue Jays game; but all I'm saying is I bought the tickets!

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      They wanna drive a wooden stake through my heart for pulling my cock out at the Toronto blue Jays game; but all I'm saying is I bought the tickets!

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      When did you start dating Lauren Boebert?

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        I'm close to 40 and I feel like I'm still 20. Sure I sigh every time I sit in my car now and I have some grey hair, but by those kids metrics, I should be with 1 leg into the grave already of old age...

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          What is this, the medieval times?

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          • teft@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

            If you have wrinkles at 40 you need to wear more sunscreen and drink more water.

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            What planet do you live on where you see 40 year olds without any wrinkles at all? Absolutely ridiculous comment. Why do people upvote trash replies like this?

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              What planet do you live on where you see 40 year olds without any wrinkles at all? Absolutely ridiculous comment. Why do people upvote trash replies like this?

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              I'm in my forties and have no wrinkles. I have a few friends who have wrinkles but most of them don't. Maybe you should drink more water and wear more sunscreen.

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              • teft@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                I'm in my forties and have no wrinkles. I have a few friends who have wrinkles but most of them don't. Maybe you should drink more water and wear more sunscreen.

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                That's such BS dude. You're telling me you have absolutely no wrinkles that weren't there in your 20s or early 30s? Not a single one. That's absolute bullshit I'm sorry. Unless you're claiming to be some genetic oddity and are immortal, you are lying.

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                  When did you start dating Lauren Boebert?

                  Edit: grammar

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                  Im a demon. I have no loyalty for anyone! Never did, never will. Shorty chose to be with a demon, sounds like her problem to me haha

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                    That's such BS dude. You're telling me you have absolutely no wrinkles that weren't there in your 20s or early 30s? Not a single one. That's absolute bullshit I'm sorry. Unless you're claiming to be some genetic oddity and are immortal, you are lying.

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                    Eesh why the hostility? I don't have wrinkles. I don't care if you believe me or not. This is the internet.

                    Treat your skin well, get good sleep, drink lots of water, don't do drugs or smoke. You won't have wrinkles at 40. Neglect any of those and the likelihood of having wrinkles increases. Sorry that you look like an old bag at 40 but maybe treat yourself better.

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                    • teft@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                      Eesh why the hostility? I don't have wrinkles. I don't care if you believe me or not. This is the internet.

                      Treat your skin well, get good sleep, drink lots of water, don't do drugs or smoke. You won't have wrinkles at 40. Neglect any of those and the likelihood of having wrinkles increases. Sorry that you look like an old bag at 40 but maybe treat yourself better.

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                      I'm coming off as hostile because I don't like it when clearly false or misleading comments get upvoted. It's upsetting.

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                        I'm coming off as hostile because I don't like it when clearly false or misleading comments get upvoted. It's upsetting.

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                        You don't know everyone on the planet or where they live or how they've lived so to call someone a liar for a statement about their own body is asinine.

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                          Im a demon. I have no loyalty for anyone! Never did, never will. Shorty chose to be with a demon, sounds like her problem to me haha

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                          I'm enjoying the chaos of this comment chain.

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                            If you have wrinkles at 40 you need to wear more sunscreen and drink more water.

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                            Im sorry but if isn’t too much trouble could you open your eyes? People at 40 have wrinkles. That is very normal.

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                            • teft@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                              I'm in my forties and have no wrinkles. I have a few friends who have wrinkles but most of them don't. Maybe you should drink more water and wear more sunscreen.

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                              You need to talk to an eye doctor as your vision has significantly faded if most of the 40 somethings have no wrinkles.

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                                Im sorry but if isn’t too much trouble could you open your eyes? People at 40 have wrinkles. That is very normal.

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                                I'm sorry, where did I say that people at 40 don't have wrinkles?

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                                  That's such BS dude. You're telling me you have absolutely no wrinkles that weren't there in your 20s or early 30s? Not a single one. That's absolute bullshit I'm sorry. Unless you're claiming to be some genetic oddity and are immortal, you are lying.

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                                  They could just have declining vision in middle age and be dumb. They dont have to be lying.

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                                    You need to talk to an eye doctor as your vision has significantly faded if most of the 40 somethings have no wrinkles.

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                                    I live in a tropical country where most people take care of their skin. My eyes are fine.

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                                      You don't know everyone on the planet or where they live or how they've lived so to call someone a liar for a statement about their own body is asinine.

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                                      You could simply be lying to protect your sense of self or as I suspect is more likely you have failing vision and do not realize that all the 40 somethings have fine wrinkles.

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                                        I'm enjoying the chaos of this comment chain.

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                                        Then you'll love the source of my plagiarism my muse

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                                          I'm close to 40 and I feel like I'm still 20. Sure I sigh every time I sit in my car now and I have some grey hair, but by those kids metrics, I should be with 1 leg into the grave already of old age...

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                                          It's not until you hit 40 that all of this kicks in. You go to bed young and spry the night before your 40th and wake up (for all practical purposes) dead.

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