His last pickup rolled over.
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It's a pigeon flag.
Pigeon flag?
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Pigeon flag?
A signal that they are a rube, and that they will spend all their money on useless things.
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This one's gonna drown. I call it the Submariner.
I've been thinking of printing out labels that say 'plastic masculinity facade' for these cars (they're everywhere in NZ)
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it’s a snorkel. so what?
Oh ya, need a snorkel for the Starbucks drive thru.
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I've been thinking of printing out labels that say 'plastic masculinity facade' for these cars (they're everywhere in NZ)
I mean it's not a car, it's a light pickup truck.
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A signal that they are a rube, and that they will spend all their money on useless things.
Is this another term for pavement princess?
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Could be worse. Could have been an incel camino
Now, I know a very nice couple that own a Camino. She's awesome, and he's her gearhead rockstar.
But its a fukin weird lookin car, that's fer sure.
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Oh ya, need a snorkel for the Starbucks drive thru.
I'm waiting till he puts it in the lake.
Hopefully with no innocent passengers this time.
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I've been thinking of printing out labels that say 'plastic masculinity facade' for these cars (they're everywhere in NZ)
Do they have snorkles? Because I think that's a REALLY questionable feature on a pickup truck.
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A signal that they are a rube, and that they will spend all their money on useless things.
Ohhh. I like this.
This isn't snide internet commentary. This is wisdom.
People that buy crap like this are easily ripped off, and paint targets on themselves for future cons.
So if I wanted to con somebody ... and I saw this guy ... -
Do they have snorkles? Because I think that's a REALLY questionable feature on a pickup truck.
What kind of a question is that?
of course they have fucking snorkels
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What kind of a question is that?
of course they have fucking snorkels
wrote on last edited by [email protected]I am an ignorant NW American. We have our hicks and our dicks. Those are my friends. Snorkleboy is one of them.
I drive an overly large (fuckcars would hate it), older plain white pickup with black trim. It's a mobile home, hauls kayaks, cowboy limo, and gets me places. Plus, it gets stuck on the beach.
Most of us don't have snorkles.
(EDIT ... Um, I realized that my white pickup is in the background of the pic. It ain't special.
At least I didn't post the other pic with the distorted reflection of me that looked evil and odd. Hell, I manged to keep my license plate out of it. Good enough.) -
This one's gonna drown. I call it the Submariner.
I always wondered if a can of soda would fit into one of those.
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I am an ignorant NW American. We have our hicks and our dicks. Those are my friends. Snorkleboy is one of them.
I drive an overly large (fuckcars would hate it), older plain white pickup with black trim. It's a mobile home, hauls kayaks, cowboy limo, and gets me places. Plus, it gets stuck on the beach.
Most of us don't have snorkles.
(EDIT ... Um, I realized that my white pickup is in the background of the pic. It ain't special.
At least I didn't post the other pic with the distorted reflection of me that looked evil and odd. Hell, I manged to keep my license plate out of it. Good enough.)wrote on last edited by [email protected]a mobile home, hauls kayaks,
at least it's not a pavement princess. guy down the block has to literally grab a step stool to help his wife into his. It's never been off asphalt. he drives it to his tech job 35 miles away.
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I am an ignorant NW American. We have our hicks and our dicks. Those are my friends. Snorkleboy is one of them.
I drive an overly large (fuckcars would hate it), older plain white pickup with black trim. It's a mobile home, hauls kayaks, cowboy limo, and gets me places. Plus, it gets stuck on the beach.
Most of us don't have snorkles.
(EDIT ... Um, I realized that my white pickup is in the background of the pic. It ain't special.
At least I didn't post the other pic with the distorted reflection of me that looked evil and odd. Hell, I manged to keep my license plate out of it. Good enough.)Thing is, if it's older, it probably doesn't have obnoxious flared wheel arches and whatnot like this 4 wheeled collection of fragile masculinity.
If it's a mobile home and hauls stuff, that's completely granted (although the snorkel in most cases is almost certainly ridiculous performative bullshit), yours sounds like it has a purpose 'beyond ego boundaries'
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Now, I know a very nice couple that own a Camino. She's awesome, and he's her gearhead rockstar.
But its a fukin weird lookin car, that's fer sure.
OP was taking about a Cybertruck, the worst of all.
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OP was taking about a Cybertruck, the worst of all.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Oh. Ya, srry I'm old. Thx.
This is sublime. I made a dupe comment about being old. Lovely.
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OP was taking about a Cybertruck, the worst of all.
Oh. Ya, srry I'm old. Thx.
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I always wondered if a can of soda would fit into one of those.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Good God In Heaven!
Now this is the sort of thinking I really like to see on the internet.
Let's continue to explore ideas.
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This one's gonna drown. I call it the Submariner.
It makes more sense once you see the driver
