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LA Cop drafted to IDF after shooting journalist

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    A member of the Los Angeles Police Department has announced a major career change, saying they have been drafted into the IDF. This comes after the cop was seen on camera shooting Australian journalist Lauren Tomasi.

    “They’re a natural,” said a representative for the IDF, “they’ll fit right in, as long as they stop using those rubber bullets.”

    “Plus they even got the media to use a passive voice and not identifying who did it despite doing it on camera. They have the exact skills we look for in a soldier.”

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    hugs the onion you beautiful bastard never stop being you

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      A member of the Los Angeles Police Department has announced a major career change, saying they have been drafted into the IDF. This comes after the cop was seen on camera shooting Australian journalist Lauren Tomasi.

      “They’re a natural,” said a representative for the IDF, “they’ll fit right in, as long as they stop using those rubber bullets.”

      “Plus they even got the media to use a passive voice and not identifying who did it despite doing it on camera. They have the exact skills we look for in a soldier.”

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      This one fuckin got me. I was like ‘yeah, I believe that unquestioningly.’

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      • I [email protected]

        A member of the Los Angeles Police Department has announced a major career change, saying they have been drafted into the IDF. This comes after the cop was seen on camera shooting Australian journalist Lauren Tomasi.

        “They’re a natural,” said a representative for the IDF, “they’ll fit right in, as long as they stop using those rubber bullets.”

        “Plus they even got the media to use a passive voice and not identifying who did it despite doing it on camera. They have the exact skills we look for in a soldier.”

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        Man, I took an enthusiastic bite of this one.

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        • I [email protected]

          A member of the Los Angeles Police Department has announced a major career change, saying they have been drafted into the IDF. This comes after the cop was seen on camera shooting Australian journalist Lauren Tomasi.

          “They’re a natural,” said a representative for the IDF, “they’ll fit right in, as long as they stop using those rubber bullets.”

          “Plus they even got the media to use a passive voice and not identifying who did it despite doing it on camera. They have the exact skills we look for in a soldier.”

          mapleengineer@lemmy.worldM This user is from outside of this forum
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          The fascists don't want the public to know that LA is resisting. The fascist owned corporate media in the US won't show it but they can't control the foreign media so they take a page from the fascist playbook and just shoot non-fascist propagandist journalists.

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          • I [email protected]

            A member of the Los Angeles Police Department has announced a major career change, saying they have been drafted into the IDF. This comes after the cop was seen on camera shooting Australian journalist Lauren Tomasi.

            “They’re a natural,” said a representative for the IDF, “they’ll fit right in, as long as they stop using those rubber bullets.”

            “Plus they even got the media to use a passive voice and not identifying who did it despite doing it on camera. They have the exact skills we look for in a soldier.”

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            Context video for those out of the loop

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            • I [email protected]

              A member of the Los Angeles Police Department has announced a major career change, saying they have been drafted into the IDF. This comes after the cop was seen on camera shooting Australian journalist Lauren Tomasi.

              “They’re a natural,” said a representative for the IDF, “they’ll fit right in, as long as they stop using those rubber bullets.”

              “Plus they even got the media to use a passive voice and not identifying who did it despite doing it on camera. They have the exact skills we look for in a soldier.”

              sibbo@sopuli.xyzS This user is from outside of this forum
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              Posted on Lemmy first (see the meme in the OP text)

              https://sopuli.xyz/post/28479761

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                Man, I took an enthusiastic bite of this one.

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                • sibbo@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                  Posted on Lemmy first (see the meme in the OP text)

                  https://sopuli.xyz/post/28479761

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                  I think it is the same article, but that OP did get the screenshot of the article first. I came accross it elsewhere tough.

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                  • I [email protected]

                    Context video for those out of the loop

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                    #10

                    Better quality video.

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                    • mapleengineer@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                      The fascists don't want the public to know that LA is resisting. The fascist owned corporate media in the US won't show it but they can't control the foreign media so they take a page from the fascist playbook and just shoot non-fascist propagandist journalists.

                      dbtng@eviltoast.orgD This user is from outside of this forum
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                      This is a 4 fascist post.
                      I counted!

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                      • dbtng@eviltoast.orgD [email protected]

                        This is a 4 fascist post.
                        I counted!

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                        Call a fascist a fascist. Trump is a fascist. The GOP is full of fascists.

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                        • I [email protected]

                          A member of the Los Angeles Police Department has announced a major career change, saying they have been drafted into the IDF. This comes after the cop was seen on camera shooting Australian journalist Lauren Tomasi.

                          “They’re a natural,” said a representative for the IDF, “they’ll fit right in, as long as they stop using those rubber bullets.”

                          “Plus they even got the media to use a passive voice and not identifying who did it despite doing it on camera. They have the exact skills we look for in a soldier.”

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                          Heartwarming news violent cops have found a new means of job promotion.

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                            A member of the Los Angeles Police Department has announced a major career change, saying they have been drafted into the IDF. This comes after the cop was seen on camera shooting Australian journalist Lauren Tomasi.

                            “They’re a natural,” said a representative for the IDF, “they’ll fit right in, as long as they stop using those rubber bullets.”

                            “Plus they even got the media to use a passive voice and not identifying who did it despite doing it on camera. They have the exact skills we look for in a soldier.”

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                            The whole thin line between happy and sad tears is eroding

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                            • I [email protected]

                              A member of the Los Angeles Police Department has announced a major career change, saying they have been drafted into the IDF. This comes after the cop was seen on camera shooting Australian journalist Lauren Tomasi.

                              “They’re a natural,” said a representative for the IDF, “they’ll fit right in, as long as they stop using those rubber bullets.”

                              “Plus they even got the media to use a passive voice and not identifying who did it despite doing it on camera. They have the exact skills we look for in a soldier.”

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                              These writers are getting lazy. This is barely satire.

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                              • M [email protected]

                                These writers are getting lazy. This is barely satire.

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                                Sign of the times: the jokes write themselves.

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                                • dbtng@eviltoast.orgD [email protected]

                                  This is a 4 fascist post.
                                  I counted!

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                                  “They’ll only target bad people. I’m not bad people so I’ll surely be fine!”
                                  –dbtng while being dragged away jackboots

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                                  • mapleengineer@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                                    Call a fascist a fascist. Trump is a fascist. The GOP is full of fascists.

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                                    I'm good w all that. But your post sounded extreme to the point of silly. Perhaps a 3 fascist post would achieve better balance? I'm unsure, as I try to limit my own work to just 2 fascists, and have little experience with managing more.

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                                    • dbtng@eviltoast.orgD [email protected]

                                      I'm good w all that. But your post sounded extreme to the point of silly. Perhaps a 3 fascist post would achieve better balance? I'm unsure, as I try to limit my own work to just 2 fascists, and have little experience with managing more.

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                                      The fascists and their shills have tried for years to cheapen the words fascist and fascism by pretending that the words fascist and fascism were meaningless nasty names that the real bad guys threw at people they didn't like. The fact of the matter is that the words fascist and fascism have clear meanings that I was applying correctly to the rise of fascism in the United States and the fact that Trump is clearly a fascist and that Trumpist are clearly fascist boot lickers.

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                                      • mapleengineer@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                                        The fascists and their shills have tried for years to cheapen the words fascist and fascism by pretending that the words fascist and fascism were meaningless nasty names that the real bad guys threw at people they didn't like. The fact of the matter is that the words fascist and fascism have clear meanings that I was applying correctly to the rise of fascism in the United States and the fact that Trump is clearly a fascist and that Trumpist are clearly fascist boot lickers.

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                                        10 fascist post!
                                        Well, that sounded more real. Truly angry. Less posing. Amazing work.

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                                        • dbtng@eviltoast.orgD [email protected]

                                          10 fascist post!
                                          Well, that sounded more real. Truly angry. Less posing. Amazing work.

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                                          I was making fun of you.

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