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  • atomicpoet@piefed.socialA [email protected]

    It’s a performance piece.

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    any toilet is a performance piece if you eat enough Taco Bell

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      I see there's a board that allows entry but where fo I wash my hands in this Flanders style home?

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      no idea if this toilet has one, but building a sink into the top of the tank is popular in parts of Asia for space- and water-saving (the graywater from washing hands fills the tank)

      also if you ever encounter one, it's common for the tap to run automatically after flushing, which I did not realize and was unpleasantly startled by as a teenage exchange student lol

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        More open-plan shitters, please!

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          When you lay the floor down it doubles as a bed!

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            talking a piss as you walk up the stairs

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            Uh, yeah ... a piss...

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              I‘m way too fat for that. Just gonna shit in the shower at this point.

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                At least there's a bum gun

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                  When you lay the floor down it doubles as a bed!

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                  You can rent the space for only $1600/month in San Francisco!

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                  • lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.caL [email protected]

                    Just pee from the stairs.

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                    I am not even going to attempt to climb those stairs.

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                      I get it, there is a uuhhh, floor door? That double as the floor to reach there, then there is a privacy door.

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                      • janus2@lemmy.zipJ [email protected]

                        no idea if this toilet has one, but building a sink into the top of the tank is popular in parts of Asia for space- and water-saving (the graywater from washing hands fills the tank)

                        also if you ever encounter one, it's common for the tap to run automatically after flushing, which I did not realize and was unpleasantly startled by as a teenage exchange student lol

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                        Life advice: no courtesy flushing

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                          This is fucking horrible. I want to live here.

                          Edit: why the fuck do i want to live here?

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                          I'd immediately miss one of those incredibly tall, narrow steps and break my fucking neck. No thanks.

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                            Oops I crapped on the ceiling again.

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                              Then you walk downstairs into the shower box!

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                                This image is far older than generative AI.

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                                  I'd immediately miss one of those incredibly tall, narrow steps and break my fucking neck. No thanks.

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                                  Theyre also not uniform. Notice where they intersect with the wall? its so cool!

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                                    Landlords be like: 1000€ + fees a month

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                                      Almost perfect. The only design flaw is that the bridge folds away to the side instead of serving as a shielding entrance gate for extra protection. Minimal risk of harrassment, maximum toilet zen time.

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                                        There is an apartment in Japan that has a toilet exactly like this. The building is essentially triangular and the stairwell is packed next to the narrow corner; this leaves an even smaller triangle where the toilet is. Since the stairwell is outside the apartments proper, so are the toilets. For bonus points, the toilets are unventilated so they're hot and smelly.

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                                        • janus2@lemmy.zipJ [email protected]

                                          no idea if this toilet has one, but building a sink into the top of the tank is popular in parts of Asia for space- and water-saving (the graywater from washing hands fills the tank)

                                          also if you ever encounter one, it's common for the tap to run automatically after flushing, which I did not realize and was unpleasantly startled by as a teenage exchange student lol

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                                          Oh there is Definetly something ovef the toilet there it could be that. It's a whole mini package then

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