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      I wonder how many times they had people trying to push the doors instead.

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        I would just stand there looking lost just to see how many more signs could be put up.

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            I wonder how many times they had people trying to push the doors instead.

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            Had? I bet you they still have people pushing the doors all the time.

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              Oh hey, let me make a treasure map and put the treasure map into the treasure chest and bury it under ground.

              Why can't people find my treasure? Are they fucking idiots or something?

              I should probably put more maps in the chest.

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                My brain tends to overlook the big BIG buttons. Like when I was on vacation last month and they had a different cashier system and I couldn't find the "pay with credit card" button. I tried every other button on the screen, until I gave up and asked another person. They looked at me in absolute disbelief an touched the BIG button that took up about half of the screen. To me it just came into existence at this point of time, it just wasn't there seconds before the other person touched it.
                I'm really careful about opening doors though, and I surely would have seen "emergency" written on the door.

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                  State of US education

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                    Happens in IT as well. If you choose to alert on all the things, you're going to get burned at some point.

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                      My brain tends to overlook the big BIG buttons. Like when I was on vacation last month and they had a different cashier system and I couldn't find the "pay with credit card" button. I tried every other button on the screen, until I gave up and asked another person. They looked at me in absolute disbelief an touched the BIG button that took up about half of the screen. To me it just came into existence at this point of time, it just wasn't there seconds before the other person touched it.
                      I'm really careful about opening doors though, and I surely would have seen "emergency" written on the door.

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                      That's bad UI, not you. Your brain was pattern matching for something that looked like a button, didn't lock onto the non-button thing, because why would it?

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                        What? I-I don't understand what ... what does ... miss, can you open the door please?

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                          signs are invisible to people. at my workplace we had to lock one of our double doors because of a maintenance issue and i put a sign saying "use other door" with a huge arrow pointing to the other door. the instant i walked away after attaching the sign directly on the door handle, someone tried the locked door. pushing the handle with the sign on it.

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                            To be honest, I sometimes miss these because I'm tall and they're so low, by the time I'm at the door, I don't see anything obvious. I have to bend my head down to notice there's writing on a button that otherwise looks like the top of a fob scanner or something.

                            Those big chunky buttons that push like emergency stop buttons but are green, they're helpful.

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                              What's a daisy in this context?

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                                Sounds like when you start sleeping through your alarm clock, and the phone alarm, and the other other alarm clock.

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                                  Receptionist: DID YOU NOT SEE THE SIGNS!?

                                  Patient: bitch I'm blind.

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                                    Many years ago, before we automated our deployment, we got our devs to do it manually. The guy that wrote the instructions in bold red letters at the top, put something like "log in as X" and no one would follow. He asked me what to do, I said, "put it as step 1 instead of bold letters at the top". Never had anyone mess up afterwards. Thank God we automated it though.

                                    Our brains work in weird ways.

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                                      This is like when there are way too many signs for the restroom at a restaurant - I like to imagine how each & everyone added has a little origin story to tell.

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                                        Just like those ominous whispers when you look at the soft spot on a baby's head

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                                          Just like those ominous whispers when you look at the soft spot on a baby's head

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                                          Or the things the knives whisper.

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