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    I'm am withheld by capitalism from making the choices I want.

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      I would prefer it if only my decisions affected my life, and not the decisions of other people. Want a well-paying job you're already good at? Better hope that another person decides you deserve it. Same with getting a place to live. It was quite a shock when I learned you had to fucking interview to rent an apartment, and may not be approved even if you have the money.

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        I would prefer it if only my decisions affected my life, and not the decisions of other people. Want a well-paying job you're already good at? Better hope that another person decides you deserve it. Same with getting a place to live. It was quite a shock when I learned you had to fucking interview to rent an apartment, and may not be approved even if you have the money.

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        Same with getting a place to live. It was quite a shock when I learned you had to fucking interview to rent an apartment, and may not be approved even if you have the money.

        Wait what? I've never heard of such a thing in any of the places I've lived. BS like needing 3x the rent or 1st, 2nd and last months rent + deposit yea

        But needing to interview‽ That's a new one LMAO

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          I absolutely love it.

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            The problem is now that I can afford to do whatever I want, sleep whenever I want, and eat whatever I want, my body can’t afford to.

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            Get some more reps in, you’ll hopefully be able to work out a way you can want to take care of your body. This will then in turn allow you to do eat sleep whatever you want.

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            • cm0002@lemmy.worldC [email protected]

              Same with getting a place to live. It was quite a shock when I learned you had to fucking interview to rent an apartment, and may not be approved even if you have the money.

              Wait what? I've never heard of such a thing in any of the places I've lived. BS like needing 3x the rent or 1st, 2nd and last months rent + deposit yea

              But needing to interview‽ That's a new one LMAO

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              i was interviewed too when i was renting in Paris. What a shit show!

              worst i heard was about a landlord who invited all the "interested" at the same time for some kind of a MCQuestionnaire 🤷

              renting games! Be the best or stay out with the rest 🙃

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                I absolutely love it.

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                Honestly being a child is awful in many ways, wouldn't want to go back

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                  This isn't funny... (take your upvote and leave before I ugly cry in front of you)

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                    Honestly being a child is awful in many ways, wouldn't want to go back

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                    Pffffft as if you wouldn't want to be able to sleep like this without disasterous consequences...

                    https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/funny-dog-sleeping-positions-1-5d5f8dfcdd704__700.jpg

                    (sorry I don't know how to embed images on mobile!)

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                      Pffffft as if you wouldn't want to be able to sleep like this without disasterous consequences...

                      https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/funny-dog-sleeping-positions-1-5d5f8dfcdd704__700.jpg

                      (sorry I don't know how to embed images on mobile!)

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                      The manual way to embed images is using markdown.
                      Like this:
                      ![title](link)

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                        Ain't it fun

                        Livin' in the real world?

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                          Honestly being in my 30s is pretty great.

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                            Ain't it fun

                            Livin' in the real world?

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                            Ain't it good?

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                              And yet people will still treat you like a naive kid if you deviate from the norm too much.

                              It took me years before realizing I needed to change how I ask questions to college admissions. I did 15 years of compulsory education for nothing because I was held to a lower standard then I even tested for. Being railroaded into CC because of that was not something I was willing to do when I finally got legal agency.

                              Despite making it very clear that I would rather redo 4 years of high school then do 2 years of college, no one suggested I just redo the CC classes at a 4 year. I had to be in a particularly undiplomatic mood to insist that I was asking a policy question, not a life advice question when I inquired if it was possible to redo classes I already got credits for.

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