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    The design is very human. All you need to do is close all tabs where a Microsoft service is potentially running, find all the cookies used by Microsoft's domains (there are only like six of them) and delete them, then restart the browser.

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    And when they doesn't work, install a fresh copy of Windows on new hardware in a sperate location within another dimension.

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      Finally got motivated enough to change the lock screen from other peoples photography to my own. Spend an hour going through shots and make a folder under 'Pictures' root folder called 'Lock screen', go to the settings for lock screen and select that folder as the slideshow source. "We can't use that folder so it was removed". Hmmm. Ok, let me add it to 'Documents' instead. Same issue. Hmmm, ok.... I hate it, but let me move it under 😄 - ok, it accepted it, sweet. Lock the screen, not showing anything... Hmmm ok, google it. Apparently it fails silently when it needs permissions. Hmmm, Ok... workaround is to select 'Photo' mode instead of slideshow mode, lock the screen. Ok, shows the photo. Ok, now go back to slideshow mode and it should work.

      Wrong place for this rant I know but windows just seems progressively shittier over the years, if that's even possible.

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        It looks like you opened that login form, then logged out “from all devices” on another tab, and then continued the login.

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          Microsoft "stay signed in?" screen is the most useless thing ever programmed by man

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            I have now a bunch of browser profiles to keep each login separate. The joys of having one Microsoft account, linked to multiple systems, but none of them want to run in the same browser profile at the same time.

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            the joy of not having any microsoft accounts.

            although i still do have to deal with this shit every day for other people. the 'best' ones are those with only a voice number on their account for a verification, from back before they went sms-only for phone numbers.

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              I actually recently added the Microsoft logout page to ”blocks domain filter at work, since it would every now and then trigger a logout the very first page load after I'd log in to the email there.

              This has also somehow caused a bunch of other AD-connected systems to suddenly behave a lot better when it comes to session termination.

               

              Edit: Since people were asking for it, this is what you need to add to the "My filters" tab in your UBO config;

              ||login.microsoftonline.com/common/oauth2/v2.0/logout^$document
              

              This will prevent any requests from redirecting you to log out, timeouts etc will still invalidate your session.

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              • lowspeedchase@lemmy.dbzer0.comL [email protected]

                Finally got motivated enough to change the lock screen from other peoples photography to my own. Spend an hour going through shots and make a folder under 'Pictures' root folder called 'Lock screen', go to the settings for lock screen and select that folder as the slideshow source. "We can't use that folder so it was removed". Hmmm. Ok, let me add it to 'Documents' instead. Same issue. Hmmm, ok.... I hate it, but let me move it under 😄 - ok, it accepted it, sweet. Lock the screen, not showing anything... Hmmm ok, google it. Apparently it fails silently when it needs permissions. Hmmm, Ok... workaround is to select 'Photo' mode instead of slideshow mode, lock the screen. Ok, shows the photo. Ok, now go back to slideshow mode and it should work.

                Wrong place for this rant I know but windows just seems progressively shittier over the years, if that's even possible.

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                windows just seems is progressively shittier over the years

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                • W [email protected]

                  I have now a bunch of browser profiles to keep each login separate. The joys of having one Microsoft account, linked to multiple systems, but none of them want to run in the same browser profile at the same time.

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                  Get the container extension for Firefox. It's far superior to using multiple profiles.

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                    windows just seems is progressively shittier over the years

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                    • ace@lemmy.ananace.devA [email protected]

                      I actually recently added the Microsoft logout page to ”blocks domain filter at work, since it would every now and then trigger a logout the very first page load after I'd log in to the email there.

                      This has also somehow caused a bunch of other AD-connected systems to suddenly behave a lot better when it comes to session termination.

                       

                      Edit: Since people were asking for it, this is what you need to add to the "My filters" tab in your UBO config;

                      ||login.microsoftonline.com/common/oauth2/v2.0/logout^$document
                      

                      This will prevent any requests from redirecting you to log out, timeouts etc will still invalidate your session.

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                      So, how do you do that exactly?

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                      • bleistift2@sopuli.xyzB [email protected]

                        It looks like you opened that login form, then logged out “from all devices” on another tab, and then continued the login.

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                        Ok, let's catalogue every way to get the OP's interaction sequence...

                        It also happens when you kept the login form there for too long, or when MS decided you should migrate into another version of the service you were trying to get into. Oh, it also happens when you try to change the Teams organization but it decides to change back for some reason (probably because you clicked at the wrong link).

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                          Microsoft "stay signed in?" screen is the most useless thing ever programmed by man

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                          At work I see that screen at least 5 times a day.

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                          • M [email protected]

                            Ok, let's catalogue every way to get the OP's interaction sequence...

                            It also happens when you kept the login form there for too long, or when MS decided you should migrate into another version of the service you were trying to get into. Oh, it also happens when you try to change the Teams organization but it decides to change back for some reason (probably because you clicked at the wrong link).

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                            Or if you decided to take too long for your morning coffee break. Or if the planets enter retrograde. Or when it's the 12th millisecond past every third minute since the creation of the universe.

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                              I wish I could just turn it off because clearly it doesn’t respect my choice.

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                              • maestro@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                                Get the container extension for Firefox. It's far superior to using multiple profiles.

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                                can't, firefox is not a supported browser for my company shitty SSO

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                                • R [email protected]

                                  The design is very human. All you need to do is close all tabs where a Microsoft service is potentially running, find all the cookies used by Microsoft's domains (there are only like six of them) and delete them, then restart the browser.

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                                  "Microsoft works fine. All you need to do is..."

                                  Why can't people try Linux again?

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                                    "Microsoft works fine. All you need to do is..."

                                    Why can't people try Linux again?

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                                    It's a joke.

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                                      It's a joke.

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                                      So was mine.

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                                        I honestly don't understand the point of it. At every single job I have or have had, it doesn't seem to do anything and I still have to sign in multiple times a day.

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                                        • ace@lemmy.ananace.devA [email protected]

                                          I actually recently added the Microsoft logout page to ”blocks domain filter at work, since it would every now and then trigger a logout the very first page load after I'd log in to the email there.

                                          This has also somehow caused a bunch of other AD-connected systems to suddenly behave a lot better when it comes to session termination.

                                           

                                          Edit: Since people were asking for it, this is what you need to add to the "My filters" tab in your UBO config;

                                          ||login.microsoftonline.com/common/oauth2/v2.0/logout^$document
                                          

                                          This will prevent any requests from redirecting you to log out, timeouts etc will still invalidate your session.

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                                          Oh wow. So you just added the /logout endpoint itself or something else?

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