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What is something you like to tell people?

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    Btw I’m vegan.

    I use arch btw.

    Only cooking with my cast iron skillet.

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    #6

    Well, you've got my first three. Then there's:

    "Be gay, do crimes."

    Referencing "my partners" whenever appropriate (or at least as often as straight people talk about their families) and then having to explain polyamory to confused old people.

    "Buy local, use cash."

    "The trick to a fancy curled moustache is not to twist it. The moustache-twirling villain is a myth, you've gotta spike it out straight and then bend the cuvre in."

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    • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

      Some cheaper cast iron has lead in it btw

      I almost exclusively use cast iron

      You can wash cast iron with dish detergent btw

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      Just in general cast iron has this sense about it like people think it's made of gossamer and not a chunk of literal iron. They aren't that delicate. Even coarse scrubbies are fine if not applied too firmly.

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        Just in general cast iron has this sense about it like people think it's made of gossamer and not a chunk of literal iron. They aren't that delicate. Even coarse scrubbies are fine if not applied too firmly.

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        They're also fine with some tomato sauce and standing around with it for a while. I mean, they'll become pretty ugly and you'll get some extra iron in you but they won't die. If they're used every day they won't always be be pristinely black.

        I've dropped some too, they can handle it. Something else usually cracks first unless it lands on the handle or something.

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          Btw I’m vegan.

          I use arch btw.

          Only cooking with my cast iron skillet.

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          That they are wrong.

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            I like to tell people "I can smell your cunt"

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            *colt 45 intro plays (Afroman)

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            • B [email protected]

              Btw I’m vegan.

              I use arch btw.

              Only cooking with my cast iron skillet.

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              Drink more water.

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              • B [email protected]

                Btw I’m vegan.

                I use arch btw.

                Only cooking with my cast iron skillet.

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                You should try riding your bike to work, it's a lot easier and more rewarding than you think

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                • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                  Pineapple doesn't really make your semen taste better.

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                  WTF she said it does!

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                  • B [email protected]

                    Btw I’m vegan.

                    I use arch btw.

                    Only cooking with my cast iron skillet.

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                    We are living in one of the best times in human history.

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                    • A [email protected]

                      You should try riding your bike to work, it's a lot easier and more rewarding than you think

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                      Looks at the highway i would need to take to reach it
                      Thank you for the suggestion, but i think i'll stick with the train.

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                        *colt 45 intro plays (Afroman)

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                        *colt 45 intro

                        https://youtu.be/L1T08DmOGK8?t=13

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                        • B [email protected]

                          Btw I’m vegan.

                          I use arch btw.

                          Only cooking with my cast iron skillet.

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                          Tanith Lee created modern weird fantasy and Neil Gaiman stole all his best stuff from her.

                          In "Red As Blood" she takes all the Disney princesses and makes them evil. Snow White is a vampire and Cinderella is a witch who drives the Prince insane.

                          https://bookshop.org/p/books/red-as-blood-tales-of-the-sisters-grimmer-tanith-lee/14214058?ean=9781479447473&next=t

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                          • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                            Pineapple doesn't really make your semen taste better.

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                            You need a larger sample pool

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                            • knightly@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                              Well, you've got my first three. Then there's:

                              "Be gay, do crimes."

                              Referencing "my partners" whenever appropriate (or at least as often as straight people talk about their families) and then having to explain polyamory to confused old people.

                              "Buy local, use cash."

                              "The trick to a fancy curled moustache is not to twist it. The moustache-twirling villain is a myth, you've gotta spike it out straight and then bend the cuvre in."

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                              I can't imagine trying to pay with cash anymore, stores aren't really set up for it anymore

                              we only maintain cash symbolically

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                              • B [email protected]

                                Btw I’m vegan.

                                I use arch btw.

                                Only cooking with my cast iron skillet.

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                                I used to have a lot of these. Not sure where I lost my need to tell anyone about it.

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                                • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                  Pineapple doesn't really make your semen taste better.

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                                  Try also adding a little honey, raspberries, ice, and blending throughly and drinking it through a straw.

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                                  • B [email protected]

                                    Btw I’m vegan.

                                    I use arch btw.

                                    Only cooking with my cast iron skillet.

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                                    Have fun, don't die.

                                    Any time I or they leave.

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                                      Looks at the highway i would need to take to reach it
                                      Thank you for the suggestion, but i think i'll stick with the train.

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                                      Oh definitely, if transit is available take that any day. This is aimed more at folks who drive to work

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                                        I can't imagine trying to pay with cash anymore, stores aren't really set up for it anymore

                                        we only maintain cash symbolically

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                                        They did that on purpose. "Cashless" just means giving a middleman the opportunity to take a cut.

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                                        • B [email protected]

                                          Btw I’m vegan.

                                          I use arch btw.

                                          Only cooking with my cast iron skillet.

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                                          "It's too late for me. But you can still save yourself."

                                          Well, I used to. They don't let me talk to the interns any more.

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