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      Salted & Peppa'd Pig.

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        Dark... Probably the darkest humor I've seen on Lemmy

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          Vegans HATE this one simple trick:

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            Holy fuck this is dark

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              Scottish Peppa Pig:
              https://youtu.be/HQGwGV49C_A

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                  Salted & Peppa'd Pig.

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                    Dark... Probably the darkest humor I've seen on Lemmy

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                    One time I stared into the void of the beans, and the beans stared back at me.

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                      I've seen this joke soo many times

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                        A mother's grief as a dark punchline, hilarious. This artist should share notes with Stonetoss, equal damage to the areas of their brains that experience empathy.

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                          A mother's grief as a dark punchline, hilarious. This artist should share notes with Stonetoss, equal damage to the areas of their brains that experience empathy.

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                          Damn i bet you're fun to be around

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                            One time I stared into the void of the beans, and the beans stared back at me.

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                            Beware that, when fighting beans, you yourself do not become a bean...

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                              This joke is a bit ham-fisted, I have to say

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                                A mother's grief as a dark punchline, hilarious. This artist should share notes with Stonetoss, equal damage to the areas of their brains that experience empathy.

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                                Holy false equivalence Batman!

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                                  Many of the funniest comedians are deeply in touch with their empathy - George Carlin, Robin Williams, Bo Burham, Bill Burr has had a famous turn from grievance comic to empathetic philosopher comic and it's improved his popularity and humour. Meanwhile many of the crappiest ones - Joe Rogan, Andrew Dice Clay, Ellen Degeneres - lack empathy in their lives and performances. Having empathy doesn't mean you can't be fun or funny, often the opposite.

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                                    Many of the funniest comedians are deeply in touch with their empathy - George Carlin, Robin Williams, Bo Burham, Bill Burr has had a famous turn from grievance comic to empathetic philosopher comic and it's improved his popularity and humour. Meanwhile many of the crappiest ones - Joe Rogan, Andrew Dice Clay, Ellen Degeneres - lack empathy in their lives and performances. Having empathy doesn't mean you can't be fun or funny, often the opposite.

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                                    Peppa pig isn't real. This isn't a situation that could ever happen

                                    Can you suspend your disbelief so hard that a doctor turns your child into processed meat because of a misunderstanding?

                                    If I try, I don't know how to empathize with the situation except to be angry at the doctor, or the fact that a hospital offers that service at all. It's an absurd premise

                                    This isn't a joke about a mother's pain. It's a comic about wordplay, and the disturbing implications of "our world but everyone is pigs"

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                                      A mother's grief as a dark punchline, hilarious. This artist should share notes with Stonetoss, equal damage to the areas of their brains that experience empathy.

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                                        Holy fuck this is dark

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                                        Seems like a good pink tbh

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                                          Many of the funniest comedians are deeply in touch with their empathy - George Carlin, Robin Williams, Bo Burham, Bill Burr has had a famous turn from grievance comic to empathetic philosopher comic and it's improved his popularity and humour. Meanwhile many of the crappiest ones - Joe Rogan, Andrew Dice Clay, Ellen Degeneres - lack empathy in their lives and performances. Having empathy doesn't mean you can't be fun or funny, often the opposite.

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                                          If you can't see Bill Burr wheezing with laughter showing his daughter this meme I don't know what to tell you

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