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  • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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    I’ve read last week that tobacco is radium rich and decomposes to polonium and radon - cigarettes are radioactive and it contributes to its nasty effects on the lungs

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      When I was a teenager in the 90s, I once dated someone whom I thought otherwise to be a smart and collected girl.

      Then I watched her and her friend rummage the side streets for half smoked cigarette butts that people had disposed of out their car windows. The bliss in their eyes when they lit up a half smoked one.

      Looking through the eyes of an adult now, it makes me wonder why I continued to try and strike a habit myself over the next 2 years. Fortunate for me, it never seemed like my drug of choice, though I did find others.

      Being addicted to anything will make you realize just how fragile “giving a shit” really is.

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      What the fuck? Gross. I have never needed a smoke that bad.

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        So no banana then, huh?

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        I thought you guys were talking about processed foods. Like potatoes > bread, that kind of thing.

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        • softestsapphic@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

          Why smoke when you can be addicted to the superiority complex that apparently comes with not smoking?

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          Yeah that shit annoys the fuck out of me. Society really needs to change the way we treat people who smoke.

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          • cruxifux@feddit.nlC [email protected]

            Yeah that shit annoys the fuck out of me. Society really needs to change the way we treat people who smoke.

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            They did... and it caused most people to stop smoking. Building that social stigma was like one of the best health marketing campaigns in history.

            I say this as someone who used to and still does smoke time to time.

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              Bloody hell did that really happen?

              You dated someone who picked up half smoked ciggies and smoked them? Was she homeless?

              That’s so gross, only ever seen the truly fucker and desperate do that.

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                They did... and it caused most people to stop smoking. Building that social stigma was like one of the best health marketing campaigns in history.

                I say this as someone who used to and still does smoke time to time.

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                Gives you more lung space to inhale your own farts!

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                • cruxifux@feddit.nlC [email protected]

                  Yeah that shit annoys the fuck out of me. Society really needs to change the way we treat people who smoke.

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                  I completely agree, ads like this that say " it's bad for you", "you'll hurt the ones you love", "your family will miss you", it's all just anti-suicide pepole thinking they're soo much better than everyone else

                  blowing ones brains out shouldn't be portrayed as a bad thing, we need change and show we respect and accept suicide!

                  Also as a child of a heavy smoker, fuuuuuuck people who smoke around others, i don't care if you want to harm yourself, but stay the fuck away from other people while you do it

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                  • crazi_man@lemm.eeC [email protected]

                    So if he loses control of his car and is heading at a tree, he can shoot the tree in self defense.

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                    You're being ridiculous. Of course the gun is to offset his momentum. Couple shots should do it. \s

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                      I completely agree, ads like this that say " it's bad for you", "you'll hurt the ones you love", "your family will miss you", it's all just anti-suicide pepole thinking they're soo much better than everyone else

                      blowing ones brains out shouldn't be portrayed as a bad thing, we need change and show we respect and accept suicide!

                      Also as a child of a heavy smoker, fuuuuuuck people who smoke around others, i don't care if you want to harm yourself, but stay the fuck away from other people while you do it

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                      Dude you’re projecting your daddy issues onto other people and being incredibly up front about it.

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                        Honestly, smoke all you want as long as you don't drink

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                          I live alone and actively wish I could die. I'm not hurting anyone but myself.

                          I am glad that it's not cool with the younger generations, and that the whole vaping fad kinda died back.

                          Still though, the amount of self righteousness and lack of empathy from some non smokers really makes me glad that I will never have to hang out with those types of people.

                          Addiction is a hell of a thing, and when the alternative is worse than quitting, it's extremely difficult to quit.

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                            Dude you’re projecting your daddy issues onto other people and being incredibly up front about it.

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                            Didn't say it was my father, are you projecting your daddy issues perhaps?

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                            • pero@lemm.eeP [email protected]

                              I live with two roommates in a flat. One of them smokes. Of course, he has to smoke indoors as well, as if the whole place is his (we got two balconies btw) . Can't describe when I get home after a long day in uni to come back to a flat that smells like a smoking friendly bar.

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                              So start smoking and you won’t even notice.

                              Seriously though, as a lifelong smoker I do my best to keep it from being anyone else’s problem.

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                              • v4ld1z@lemmy.zipV [email protected]

                                Honestly, smoke all you want as long as you don't drink

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                                I do both! Wooohoooo!

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                                • semi_hemi_demigod@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                  I only got to a pack a day before I quit for vaping, and I've been titrating down of that and hope to be off it entirely soon.

                                  I do miss the tingle you get from that first smoke of the day. But it's not worth not being able to smell anything and spending so much money.

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                                  I roll my own. Cheap as hell, but I wish I could stop. I’d lose my goddamn mind if I did.

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                                    I had the luxury to smoke on my job. I smoked a lot.

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                                    I can relate.

                                    I never got as bad as my father, who used a lighter once a day and lit the rest of them off of the last one.

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                                      This is how I finally quit for good.

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                                      Meanwhile idiots like me ended up vaping all day long and when I went back to cigarettes my tolerance was through the roof and I smoked more than I ever did.

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                                        Same.

                                        But whooooo damn do I occasionally miss having a smoke.

                                        I've not smoked for more years than I smoked at this point, but the habit is in me. My brain only remembers the good parts.

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                                        My mother quit smoking 25 years ago and still has panic attacks about it every few weeks.

                                        That pisses her off so she won’t ever smoke again.

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                                          I thought you guys were talking about processed foods. Like potatoes > bread, that kind of thing.

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                                          I process my non-processed foods in hopes that it will kill me quick quicker. 😛

                                          I’m so dark and cold inside. You wouldn’t understand.

                                          Huht huht huht

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