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Pull to enter, you say?

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  • F [email protected]

    Had? I bet you they still have people pushing the doors all the time.

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    Maybe even more now because the button is perfectly camouflaged between all the useless signs.

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      What's a daisy in this context?

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      It's a nursing excellence award. Pretty prestigious. You can be nominated by a patient or an employee. They write down why they think you are deserving of one on a card and then a panel chooses who gets awarded. There's even a runner-up kind of award if the nurse was in the final considerations but didn't actually win.

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        I would still push the door latch.

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          And sometimes you get so used to there being brightly colored ads, corporate propaganda motivational messages and various warning signs everywhere, that you develop a blindness for everything too flashy and ignore it until you encounter a roadblock that doesn't yield.

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          You don't normally have to step around a billboard.

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            Understood. Don't do anything apart from stop him entering the room.

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              Those are the actions of someone who has dealt with The Public

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                Define "emergency"

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                  Those are the actions of someone who has dealt with The Public

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                  Literally had to put a sign on my door saying to use the god damn doorbell with an arrow pointing directly at it. The pizza guy would then call me, asking why I didn't open when he knocked. Maybe because I can't hear your fucking knock, which is why I bought a god damn doorbell! Fuck the public.

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                    And people will STILL try to push the door, or wait for it to open.

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                      Receptionist: DID YOU NOT SEE THE SIGNS!?

                      Patient: bitch I'm blind.

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                      "What did your skank-ass say!? I'm deaf, so I might have got it wrong."

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                        Maybe imprison fewer people against their will then

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                          signs are invisible to people. at my workplace we had to lock one of our double doors because of a maintenance issue and i put a sign saying "use other door" with a huge arrow pointing to the other door. the instant i walked away after attaching the sign directly on the door handle, someone tried the locked door. pushing the handle with the sign on it.

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                          We have socially conditioned ourselves to ignore signage if we aren't specifically looking for it. 99% of signage in today's world is usually just an ad being shoved into your face trying to sell something. It is a bombardment of annoying and intrusive information to the point our minds have trained themselves to filter the visual noise out. It is literally too much for our mind to process, so most of it gets deleted from our consciousness in the same way the hole in your vision from your optical nerve is being hidden from your perception unless you specifically expose it.

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                            "No, it opens both ways. I was here yesterday."

                            slowly breaks the door open

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                              Now think about the people that need all that and how they treat road signage.

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                              • venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.orgV [email protected]

                                I very much doubt they even remember it to be upset

                                That may or may not be a good thing (I'm joking I'm sure it's all fine!)

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                                Nice! I try to be generally positive and uplifting on this account, but I admit I wish I'd thought of this joke. It's a good one.

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                                  We have socially conditioned ourselves to ignore signage if we aren't specifically looking for it. 99% of signage in today's world is usually just an ad being shoved into your face trying to sell something. It is a bombardment of annoying and intrusive information to the point our minds have trained themselves to filter the visual noise out. It is literally too much for our mind to process, so most of it gets deleted from our consciousness in the same way the hole in your vision from your optical nerve is being hidden from your perception unless you specifically expose it.

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                                  This explains the ignorance of global warming perfectly.

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