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  • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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    When you're born with a charger embedded in the skull but mom really needs to charge her phone.

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      Why are people like this? It has signs and context and explanation and all

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      Seriously. I understand there’s a generational gap, but this is laid out so fucking plainly. Like… how does she not know, at the very least, that the purple dude is not a real person

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        Not everyone grew up consuming memes. Maybe if you call and explain it she'll understand and have a great laugh. Totally worthy then.

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        Metaphors are hardly a new device. Anyone who knows how to read above an elementary school level should readily understand metaphors and similes.

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          I don't know him in that picture

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          It's a representation

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          • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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            it's always the same

            having a mental breakdown

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            • huppakee@feddit.nlH [email protected]

              It's a representation

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              Is it the McDonalds guy

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              • huppakee@feddit.nlH [email protected]

                It's a representation

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                Did you go there?
                (That's the part that got me. It's such a clueless to say lol)

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                • cruxifux@feddit.nlC [email protected]

                  Seriously. I understand there’s a generational gap, but this is laid out so fucking plainly. Like… how does she not know, at the very least, that the purple dude is not a real person

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                  Maybe thinks its some performer or a statue or something. She probably didn't pay attention to all the grimmace ads so has no frame of reference of why a charger would connect to a big mac

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                    Metaphors are hardly a new device. Anyone who knows how to read above an elementary school level should readily understand metaphors and similes.

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                    You should tell her that, I'm not going to.

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                      Maybe thinks its some performer or a statue or something. She probably didn't pay attention to all the grimmace ads so has no frame of reference of why a charger would connect to a big mac

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                      Or maybe shes just an idiot.

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                        To be fair, that is a horrible meme format for this purpose.

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                        I still don't know if the OP was complaining that she stops the phone from charging beyond 80% or that she insists on charging even when it's already 80% charged.

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                          Everyone is misunderstanding what's going on here. Mom is obviously so chill with aliens that not only does she not recognize this particular alien, but she's concerned her son went somewhere she doesn't know about with that unfamiliar alien. He needs to call her so he can tell her.

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                            He has to explain the very concept of a movie to his mom now.

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                              “Is this one of those drug things?”

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                                Who checked their charge level when viewing this. I'm exactly at 80 right now.

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                                  Unsend! Unsend!

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                                  • marduk73@sh.itjust.worksM [email protected]

                                    Who checked their charge level when viewing this. I'm exactly at 80 right now.

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                                    56% gang represent

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                                      Metaphors are hardly a new device. Anyone who knows how to read above an elementary school level should readily understand metaphors and similes.

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                                      …and people who don’t understand things like that automatically but pose follow up questions and ask for help to try to understand are unworthy?

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                                        He has to explain the very concept of a movie to his mom now.

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                                        Mom, I know it's hard to accept but film is inevitable

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                                          Did you go there?
                                          (That's the part that got me. It's such a clueless to say lol)

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                                          I wish they just responded with a full lore dump that would be far more confusing

                                          "Yes mom, I'm sorry to tell you I'm part of Thanos' army now. He is traveling planet by planet to erase 50% of every global population. I think it's really smart. You might disappear though, but it's all for the balance. Once we kill those pesky Avengers and collect all the Infinity Stones we'll be right on our way. Sorry, can't talk now, hope your phone is charged over 80%, busy busy. And thoughts and prayers that you're part of the 50% that remains! If so I'll call you tomorrow after we kill Spider-Man. Love you."

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